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Why is it?

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    Why is it?


    No matter how many sheep you have for 1 to 1 million you still have sheep?

    1 mouse is a mouse and multiplets are mice, you have goose and geese, 1 is a moose why aren't several meese?

    What is correct mongooses or mongeese?

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    Why is it?

    Because your closing time posts make me laugh


    Typical night out for Uddah

    -I should really wait to drink, if I start now I'm gonna get tanked
    *start you of with something to drink?
    -uhhhhh beer, ya screew it get me a beer
    -Man its only 5pm and I'm feeling good already
    -Jack and coke please
    -Jack and Coke please
    -Jack and Coke please
    -Jack and *hiccup* Coke please
    -Your a bunch of ^%&*@ dikes
    *WHAT? Who are you and why are you bothering us?
    -You heard me, bunch a whoreess
    -Jack and Jack pleeezz
    -Round of Jack for me and all 10 of my friends
    *10? There seems to be only 5 of you?
    -JUST POUR THE SHOTS!!!

    Some how manages to convince so floozy to come home with him
    -Hold on I need to go on the compoooter
    Logs on to NESR
    -WOOOO!!! my b ike deeeze lott o &^*( &&*& ^& yeah!!!
    *What are you doing?
    -Lets go baby, it business time
    *Thats all?
    -ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Next morning

    -Get out of my house BIAAAACH!
    *Whats your problem?
    -Hold on I'm checking NESR
    *What?
    -I thought I said get out?
    *I thought you said I was special?
    -Your still here?
    *Why wont you talk to me? and why are you on the computer?
    -Dumb broad. Get lost!


    So how did I do? Close?

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    Why is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post
    So is that the nail on the head?

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    Why is it?




    http://youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w

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    Why is it?

    Woman: Glen honey, what do you do for work?
    Quagmire:Hey I have a question for you too..why are you still here?!

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    Why is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by l3uddha View Post

    i'm actually a really nice guy.
    and I'm skiny

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    Why is it?

    You're idiots. You know that, right? I'm just askin'....

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Why is it?

    "Me thinks the lady doth protest too much!" I love Larry David...


    Even a 747 looks small flying through the Grand Canyon....

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    Why is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    You're idiots. You know that, right? I'm just askin'....


    Thanks for noticing


    But seriously is it mongooses or mongeese?

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    Why is it?

    Just some other passing thoughts that hurt my head

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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    Why is it?

    Quote Originally Posted by fasterthanu View Post
    Just some other passing thoughts that hurt my head

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    Cant you keep this in the junk mail folder like the rest of us?

    These questions are dumb, and unless you are really stoned, which you could very well be, They have simple answers!

    QUESTIONS THAT ARE HAUNTING???? ______________________________________________________________

    Can you cry under water?
    How important does a person have to be before
    they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only
    a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing
    the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    What disease did cured ham actually have?
    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured
    out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
    when babies wake up like every two hours?
    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
    put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They're going to see you naked anyway.
    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
    why is there a stupid song about him?
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
    out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!
    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
    from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
    but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?


    courtesy of my junk mail folder.......

    also that shit will rot your brain!

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