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    Thumbs up My Wife Rocks Part Deux...

    As many of you know, I celebrate holidays a bit differently from most here. With that being said, I'd just like to reiterate the fact that my wife is quite possibly the coolest...

    Last night I got an awesome card telling me how supportive they're all gonna be, and how they know I can do anything I put my mind to, and so on. I'm reading the card thinking, "Great! Here comes the divorce".

    I open the card up, almost afraid of what's inside. HOLY SHIT! She paid for my Penguin Race School! Hee hee...yip! Inside was a nice certificate from Penguin telling me I'm good to go...just show up...

    I won't even get into the other loot she's given me. But I WILL say that some trees are gonna be awefully sorry they chose my yard to grow in...

    Yip. She's the fuckin' coolest!

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    My Wife Rocks Part Deux...

    sweeeeet

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    Re: My Wife Rocks Part Deux...

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    As many of you know, I celebrate holidays a bit differently from most here.
    It's cuz you're Jewish isn't it?!

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    Re: Re: My Wife Rocks Part Deux...

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    It's cuz you're Jewish isn't it?!
    Bwaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaa!!!

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    Awesome man.

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    Re: My Wife Rocks Part Deux...

    Originally posted by Stoneman


    I won't even get into the other loot she's given me. But I WILL say that some trees are gonna be awefully sorry they chose my yard to grow in...

    Yip. She's the fuckin' coolest!
    I wouldn't mind you telling it.

    which penguin school. is it something i can go to the same time as you?

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    hey happy holiday ya git


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    hey Jay! how many of these holidays do ya get to celebrate per year?

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    Chainsaw party!!!!

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    8 hot crazy nights, Huh?

    sweet.

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    My Wife Rocks Part Deux...

    Hmmmm....

    "...multi holiday bastid..." Er, not really. My wife & stepdaughter (and my mom) do the Catholic gigs. Me and my youngest (and my dad & sister) cover the Jewish holidays. Been like that my whole life. Me & my sister were raised Jewish by our Jewish father, but we gave my mom our full respect when it came to her show...

    "...how many of these holidays to you get to celebrate... Tee hee...I probably celebrate less holidays than the average Christian/Catholic/whatever. Unfortunitely for me, THIS is pretty much the only gift giving one. We only really observe four holidays...

    "...eight crazy nights..." Hell yeah! This is really the only "happy" holiday we observe, so we tend to whoop it up, especially on the first and last nights...

    Okay, bitches?

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    SHIIIIIIIIIIIT....Does it get any better? Two, count 'em TWO new Calvin & Hobbs books. Yup, life is good I tell ya. Life is good...

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    there are NEW Calvin and Hobbes books?!?!

    what're the titles??? c'mon, fess up...

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    Originally posted by bemused
    there are NEW Calvin and Hobbes books?!?!

    what're the titles??? c'mon, fess up...
    I should restate that. They're new to me. I believe Bill Waterman actually retired a few years ago...

    Now I've got:

    The Essential...
    The Adventures...
    The Indespensible...

    Incredible stuff, man. Funniest shit...

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    aw mang... build my hopes up, then crash 'em down

    I'm w/ you, tho: C & H has gotta be my all-time favorite strip

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    Always been a big favorite of mine too.

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    that's one helluva cool family ya got there

    I'm still having a hard time givin' up on The Far Side

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    Calvin & Hobbs has, and always will be my absolute favorite comic strip. Bill Waterman (or is it Waterson) is wunna the best 'sketch' writers ever. I'm not much of a fan of comic strips, but this shit is tops. Before he retired, I would buy the paper every day just to read Calvin & Hobbs. 'Twas a shame he retired...

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    lol no pics beets dont read

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Calvin & Hobbs has, and always will be my absolute favorite comic strip. Bill Waterman (or is it Waterson) is wunna the best 'sketch' writers ever. I'm not much of a fan of comic strips, but this shit is tops. Before he retired, I would buy the paper every day just to read Calvin & Hobbs. 'Twas a shame he retired...

    take it easy j/k mom won't read 2 me n e more

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    Whatchootalkinabout beet? Every 'frame' has a new pic! Great new innovation, eh?

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    lolol naah i don't read the shit rag of a news paper

    we got here so no funnys fer beet watch tv on tuesdays speed vis im 1 boring fucker spend fuck off time e-baying or surfing online bsing

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