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My Wife's New Toy...

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    Kosher Assassin Stoneman's Avatar
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    Well, I got sick of Cheryl bitchin' about me having all the toys (my big truck, the boat, the bike, so on, so on...) Soooooo...a deal has been pretty much finalized on a 1984 Corvette. Yeah, I know it's not exactly desirable by 'Vette standards, but it IS a 'Vette. We'll be taking posession of it the last week in April, just in time for her to DRIVE it up to the NESR weekend at the Caravan Bed & Breakfast!!! Wooo hoooo!!!

    (JC, do you hafta ask? Of course we'll be doing bundy runs in it. The only way I could get her to go for this was if I told her it's for her!!!)

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    My Wife's New Toy...

    your wife needs 'toys' dude?

    dang, and i thought you were a man...
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    Ha ha, ya kak! She's wanted a nice vehicle for a while, and we just can't walk away from this deal. This things almost 20 years old and only has 20,000 miles on it. The only thing wrong with it is that it's got that early 80's peeling GM paint. It's fuckin' MINT, and I've known the owner my whole life and he BABY'S his babies...

    [Edited on 4/13/02 by Stoneman]

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    Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa!!! She asked me tonight at dinner if it was fast!!! Bwaaa haa haaa!!! Hmmmm...top speed in '84 was over 180 MPH. Nooooo....it's not THAT fast! Oh yeah, the whole family's been having fun with that one!!!

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    My Wife's New Toy...

    You had me going there for a sec with the subject line:o

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    My Wife's New Toy...

    Dude, that is one sweeeeeet ride she'sgetting.

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    You had me going there for a sec with the subject line:o
    Hee hee...I knew that would turn some HEADS...

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    Dude, that is one sweeeeeet ride she'sgetting.
    She deserves it, man. She's been putting up with my spending money on my truck and bikes for years now. NOW she'll be getting her 'toy'. Hee hee...I said it again!

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    My Wife's New Toy...

    Phew, For a second there I was worried, when you said she had a new toy. I thought she might of told you about me

    Really though, thats a sweet car

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    Oh, it's my favorite colors too! Black w/ red interior. I'm tellin' ya, this thing is mint other than the peeling paint. Christ, how bad could it possibly be? The things only got 20,000 miles on it! :cool

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    Okay, well we couldn't wait. We are now the proud owners of a black 1984 Corvette. Um, I mean CHERYL is the owner of a black 1984 Corvette...yeah, that's it! So yeah, it'll be on the road tomorrow. JC, how you say...BUNDY RUN!!!

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    Oh yeah...and I lied! It's got 27,000 miles on it...

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    Bring it over...! I think I got a can of black spray paint layin' around somewhere.

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    Ha! Ya fekkin' wing nut! It'll be on the road tomorrow, and we're hopin' to get it home within the next coupla days. You bet I'll be over w/ it!

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    B U N D Y R U N ! ! ! ! ! !

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    Wait.... it's a two seater, how we ALL gonna do a bundy run...? Oh, I guess I'll sit in Josh's lap, AGAIN!

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    Wait.... it's a two seater, how we ALL gonna do a bundy run...? Oh, I guess I'll sit in Josh's lap, AGAIN!
    WOOHOOO!!!!! Only if you wear that shirt.

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    B U N D Y R U N ! ! ! ! ! !
    Hopefully this weekend, sucka! The digital dash is flashin' some gobbly-gook, but I'm hopin' to get that straightened out by the weekend. My bud at Installations Etc. fuckin' ROCKS!

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    UPDATE: It's now in our posess and it's on the road. It's over at my budz shop getting some minor gremlins worked out. Then it goes over to my other budz shop for a minor tune-up. This thing has been sitting since June '01, so it needs a little attention and TLC. Other than that, we'll be rolling soon (in more ways than one!)

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    pics pics pics.....

    need I say it again!!!

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    You may...

    I'm not gonna bother posting pix 'til we get in painted, which'll most likely be over the winter. I told ya it needed a paint job!

    Just go find yerself a '84-'97 black 'vette w/ red interior. You'll see EXACLTY what it looks like!

    [Edited on 4/28/02 by Stoneman]

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    I see... so what you're saying there never was a Vette... except maybe a Che-vette... so you can't take pics... No problem... I got it... please continue with your fabrication...

    I have a Ruf 911... but I won't show you... nope not gonna... but I got it... I swear...

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    Ah ha ha! ...ya kak...

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    Wooo hoooo!!! That bad boy is finally home, parked snuggly in our driveway. For now, all I'll say is that that thing fuckin' ROCKS!!!

    I can't wait to get it painted!!!

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    Wanna race??? I can bring the 911 up...

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