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    Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

    Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

    A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

    "But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero replied.

    "Sorry, since we are in Boston, I just assumed you were," said the reporter.

    "I'm a Yankees fan" the child replied.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from New York kills Beloved Family Pet."

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    an Astros Fan, a Yankees fan & a Red Sox fan are in a bar...

    the Astros fan takes a swig from his bottle of tequilla, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out a gun & shoots it... "where i come from, there's plenty of fine tequilla"

    the Yankees fan takes a swig from his bottle of wine, throws the bottle in the air, grabs the texian's gun & shoots it... "where i come from, there's plenty of fine wine"

    the Sox fan takes a swig from his bottle of tastey taste brew, throws the bottle in the air, grabs the texian's gun, blows the Yankees fan away, catches the bottle, takes another swig, turns to the Astros fan & calmly says "where I come from we FUCKING HATE the Yankees & we never waste beer"

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