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Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

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    Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)


    Cooler= SOLD Sunglasses = GONE My 70 year old dad is currently wearing them.

    I won a blue YETI Tundra 65 Cooler ( AKA Douche Cooler) in a raffle at my work and don't want it. It's brand new in the box and wrapped up. $250

    amazon:
    Amazon.com : YETI Tundra 65 Cooler, Ice Blue : Sports & Outdoors


    I also have a pair of Ray-Ban rb8301 Carbon Fiber Aviators (AKA Asshole sunglasses) that I bought while high in my early 20s. They are basically brand new. $50

    CL link:
    Ray-Ban rb8301 Avaitors - clothing & accessories - by owner - apparel sale



    Buy the Cooler for $250 and get the sunglasses for only $10 more so you can look like a total dick in your boat or whatever.



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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Hell of a sales strategy right there...

    Will the cooler fit in an IROC trunk?? Just asking for a friend.

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    I drive a white BMW. Which option works for me?

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Quote Originally Posted by ducatirdr View Post
    I drive a white BMW. Which option works for me?
    Technically, you don't need either. Your douche status is already sealed in a white bimmer.

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    I kinda like those sunglasses, which makes total sense other than the fact that i'm not high.

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    We should hang out.

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Well if I'm going to be a Douche' for having the cooler and an asshole due to the sunglasses anyhow I guess it wouldn't be out of character to throw the typical NESR lowball offer out there and see what happens.

    How about $100 for the cooler and you throw in the sunglasses (or keep them as I won't wear them)

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Quote Originally Posted by tls25rs View Post
    Well if I'm going to be a Douche' for having the cooler and an asshole due to the sunglasses anyhow I guess it wouldn't be out of character to throw the typical NESR lowball offer out there and see what happens.

    How about $100 for the cooler and you throw in the sunglasses (or keep them as I won't wear them)
    I'll chip in the $10 for the sunglasses, they go with my overall asshole vibe.

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Quote Originally Posted by Falko View Post
    Hell of a sales strategy right there...

    Will the cooler fit in an IROC trunk?? Just asking for a friend.
    Will the cooler accommodate the body of a small adult? Assume dismemberment is an option. Just asking for a friend.

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Quote Originally Posted by adouglas View Post
    Will the cooler accommodate the body of a small adult? Assume dismemberment is an option. Just asking for a friend.
    You’re the smallest adult I know... I’d be worried about your friend’s plans, if I were you

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    I own a boat so does that qualify me to own the cooler and shades? Funny sales pitch... let us know how it works for ya..

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    I'd be all over those asshole aviators if I hadn't already tried on every pair of aviators in history and found that every single one of them looks bad on me. Still, maybe these are the ones!

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Quote Originally Posted by 2v2Ducati View Post
    I won a blue YETI Tundra 65 Cooler ( AKA Douche Cooler) in a raffle at my work and don't want it. It's brand new in the box and wrapped up. $250

    amazon:
    Amazon.com : YETI Tundra 65 Cooler, Ice Blue : Sports & Outdoors




    Buy the Cooler for $250 and get the sunglasses for only $10 more so you can look like a total dick in your boat or whatever.
    Where are you located? I'm waiting to hear back from my Douche friend with a boat, he's always looking for more coolers, probably be interested in this...

    Quote Originally Posted by adouglas View Post
    Will the cooler accommodate the body of a small adult? Assume dismemberment is an option. Just asking for a friend.
    I find the head always keep the cover from closing.....

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Does watching that suitcase video over and over make you a bad person?

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Sold! I can't believe how well this sales method worked haha.

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    Re: Douche Cooler ( Yeti) and Asshole Sunglasses ( Raybans)

    Quote Originally Posted by 2v2Ducati View Post
    Sold! I can't believe how well this sales method worked haha.
    Funniest ad Ive read in a while lol

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