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Wanted: Motard

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    Wanted: Motard

    I want a motard.

    I had one once before, but it wasn't a real motard. It was the body, suspension and brakes of a motard with the heart of a moped. A very weak, old, Chinese moped.

    I want a real motard - a manly man's motard. (If such a thing exists, of course.) Something with more than 40 hp that I can flog around the track at Loudon with a big shit-eating grin on my face while holding up traffic in the intermediate group and passing people in completely inappropriate places. Hell, if I can get the time off from work, perhaps I'll go to the track and lose some races.

    So, if anyone sees a good deal on a real motard - i.e., not a DRZ400 - drop a brother a line. In return, I will buy you cheap beer after a track day and introduce you to one of my wife's slightly disheveled, dirty, but horny and single friends.

    Thank you in advance, I'm running for President.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    What's your budget?

    May have to log in to view, but it seems like a fair deal.

    http://www.nedirtbikes.com/content/2..._147122/tm.htm

    If you're looking for something new with a big price tag, check the thread "Aprilia Dealers?" in the general bike area and click the ebay link I posted for the SXV 5.5

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    there have been a few on supermotojunkie that look like decent deals. I saw a few crf450s recently. I think an 04 for $4500. Or you could try to look for a cheap mx one (there was like an 03 for $1800) then buy all used parts to convert it to supermoto.

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    Welcome to the club of wanting a motard.....

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    Hmm....I think I saw one of those Aprilia's on e-bay, thats a good possibility, I will check!

    I'm too lazy to do any sort of converting into a motard. I had both setups for my DRZ, and swapping over was just enough of a pain in the ass for me to go buy a real dirt bike.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Friggin dirtbikes

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    Friggin dirtbikes
    Says the guy who gets passed by dirt bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    Says the guy who gets passed by dirt bikes.
    No you got that wrong. What you SHOULDA says was, "says the guy who got sick of being passed by them, he went out and bought two of them"

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    What's your budget?

    May have to log in to view, but it seems like a fair deal.

    http://www.nedirtbikes.com/content/2..._147122/tm.htm

    If you're looking for something new with a big price tag, check the thread "Aprilia Dealers?" in the general bike area and click the ebay link I posted for the SXV 5.5

    I just e-mailed about the CRF, that does look like a pretty good deal and is exactly what I'm looking for. You rock, R7.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    Hmm....I think I saw one of those Aprilia's on e-bay, thats a good possibility, I will check!
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    I wouldn't touch an 06 or 07 so be carefull with what you buy. 08 and 09 are quite a bit more reliable but still not up to the Jap stuff. From what I've heard/read, the SXV 450 is much more reliable than the SXV 550, down fall to that is the 550 has 10 more hp

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    I just e-mailed about the CRF, that does look like a pretty good deal and is exactly what I'm looking for. You rock, R7.
    ya you should def. check that thing out

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by MysteriousR1 View Post
    Welcome to the club of wanting a motard.....
    See, you should have taken the KTM for a rip today.
    Nice clean R1 by the way

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I wouldn't touch an 06 or 07 so be carefull with what you buy. 08 and 09 are quite a bit more reliable but still not up to the Jap stuff. From what I've heard/read, the SXV 450 is much more reliable than the SXV 550, down fall to that is the 550 has 10 more hp
    I rode Mike Green's Aprillia think it was the 550. It was different for sure. The map was all fucked up. The thing would rev to the moon but didn't like the low rpm's.

    I'd stay away from the Aprilla's. I've seen three guys try to run them at loudon and hated them.

    Get yourself a KXF450 it's the new "in" bike I hear.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    I just e-mailed about the CRF, that does look like a pretty good deal and is exactly what I'm looking for. You rock, R7.
    Hmm, how did I miss this post Good luck Chris, hopefully it works out.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by KB View Post
    I rode Mike Green's Aprillia think it was the 550. It was different for sure. The map was all fucked up. The thing would rev to the moon but didn't like the low rpm's.

    I'd stay away from the Aprilla's. I've seen three guys try to run them at loudon and hated them.

    Get yourself a KXF450 it's the new "in" bike I hear.

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    Yup, Mike has an 06 550. From what I've been reading, it takes a lot to get the suspension dialed in. Once it's dialed though, they seem to do pretty well. I love that small V-twin sound

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    I've been e-mailing with the owner of the CRF, and I think I'll be going to take a look at that bike. Losers circle at Loudon, here I come.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by highsider View Post
    Something with more than 40 hp that I can flog around the track at Loudon with a big shit-eating grin on my face while holding up traffic in the intermediate group and passing people in completely inappropriate places.
    Why couldn't this be done on an DRZ SM?

    People do it all the time??

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    which model was that weak old chinese moped?

    also, please post pictures of your "wife's horny and single friends that aren't disheveled or dirty"

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by Manny View Post
    Why couldn't this be done on an DRZ SM?

    People do it all the time??

    I didn't say I *couldn't* do it on a DRZ, its just that I wouldn't *want* to.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by Bhavesh View Post
    which model was that weak old chinese moped
    Wait, what?

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by Manny View Post
    Why couldn't this be done on an DRZ SM?

    People do it all the time??
    It can only be done on a DRZ that has had a gazillion dollars put into it like this guy Manny on the board here.

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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    here's my supermoto for sale, I got 10 grand into this, just want to pay it off asking 7000

    I have it put away for the winter right now, this bike is still like brand new, has never even been wet




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    Re: Wanted: Motard

    Quote Originally Posted by KB View Post
    It can only be done on a DRZ that has had a gazillion dollars put into it like this guy Manny on the board here.

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    Or a Thousand Bucks (FCR and full Yosh) Goes just fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK SQUIRREL 441 View Post
    Or a Thousand Bucks (FCR and full Yosh) Goes just fine
    Pssstttt...


    Replace the carb with the one from the DR-Z400E (offroad)... install cheap Boysen accelerator pump... hang on...

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