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I want a motard.
I had one once before, but it wasn't a real motard. It was the body, suspension and brakes of a motard with the heart of a moped. A very weak, old, Chinese moped.
I want a real motard - a manly man's motard. (If such a thing exists, of course.) Something with more than 40 hp that I can flog around the track at Loudon with a big shit-eating grin on my face while holding up traffic in the intermediate group and passing people in completely inappropriate places. Hell, if I can get the time off from work, perhaps I'll go to the track and lose some races.
So, if anyone sees a good deal on a real motard - i.e., not a DRZ400 - drop a brother a line. In return, I will buy you cheap beer after a track day and introduce you to one of my wife's slightly disheveled, dirty, but horny and single friends.
Thank you in advance, I'm running for President.