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    Moving Sale!!!

    I have a few things to get rid of before I move...


    Affectionately titled the 'Porno Chair,' this is probably the most comfortable piece of furniture I've ever owned. Bodily fluids not included unless requested. NESR price $300



    http://nh.craigslist.org/fuo/1187642512.html

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    the fact that you have Vince and Slap Chop on the TV makes me want it even more

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by McBiggity View Post
    the fact that you have Vince and Slap Chop on the TV makes me want it even more
    I told Traci that would be a selling point. Who dosn't want the ShamWow guy??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Dibs on bodily fluids...provided they're yours.

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    WoW I can't really believe people have the free time to make a music vid like that... They really need to go buy a motorcycle!

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    That porno chair is frigging awesome! If I had enough room for it I'd totally scoop it!

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by bostongixxer View Post
    Dibs on bodily fluids...provided they're yours.
    I'll trade you an unlimited supply for your MV

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    Who dosn't want the ShamWow guy??
    Aside from that hooker?

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    I'll trade you an unlimited supply for your MV
    hey now.....

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    you might want to edit you ads "delivery 1-6 weeks line" might make people thinks its a scam

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    I told Traci that would be a selling point. Who dosn't want the ShamWow guy??
    hookers who punch his face

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    I'll trade you an unlimited supply for your MV
    Checking NADA...

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    For sale thread?

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    For sale thread?
    Apparently when females post FS threads, its ok to fuck them all up. I complained about it once and was essentially told to fuck myself, so I'll partake. I don't really care as long as I sell this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    Apparently when females post FS threads, its ok to fuck them all up. I complained about it once and was essentially told to fuck myself, so I'll partake. I don't really care as long as I sell this shit.
    C'mon now. That's not even CLOSE to what you were told. I told you to fuck a rooster...

    Like I told you, if you (or the originator) of a For Sale thread wants their thread cleaned up, all one needs to do is ask. We can't watch EVERY single thread all the time. Just say so. Then again, if the starter of the For Sale thread actively partakes in the thread bastardization, we assume they're comfortable with where the thread is going. And in many cases, it keeps the thread at the top of the index...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    C'mon now. That's not even CLOSE to what you were told. I told you to fuck a rooster...

    Like I told you, if you (or the originator) of a For Sale thread wants their thread cleaned up, all one needs to do is ask. We can't watch EVERY single thread all the time. Just say so. Then again, if the starter of the For Sale thread actively partakes in the thread bastardization, we assume they're comfortable with where the thread is going. And in many cases, it keeps the thread at the top of the index...


    And you told me to fuck myself.

    And I did.

    Then I didn't call myself.

    And I hated myself for a few days.

    Thanks, Thimble Bladder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post


    And you told me to fuck myself.

    And I did.

    Then I didn't call myself.

    And I hated myself for a few days.

    Thanks, Thimble Bladder.
    You give me far too much credit. It's more of a pencil eraser bladder...

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    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    TV is gone. Porno Chair still available.

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    You'll love my nuts!

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Someone make an offer on the Porno Chair!

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    Re: Moving Sale!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    Someone make an offer on the Porno Chair!
    100 bucks and a 10 minute dry hump?

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