WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

[ThisBitch]

I thought you were going to say 'tight vaginas'.

LOL... these days, that would be MIDDLE SCHOOL girls.

[Dianne]

That's about as funny as the PM you sent me

I don't even wanna know.... ok, so maybe I do.

[NEWTREADS]

mail order bride or craigslist?

there are a ton of girls out there that are very anxious to be in a relationship or get married

Yes there are. They are all crazy, Fat as hell, Have some VD. Shit the good ones are gone. Gonna try waiting out a failing marriage.

[elissama]

From the females perspective as a wanted item it would be good to identify the perks in your want ad.

Ya know, sell yourself well and if it looks enticing enough we chicks can round up our non crazy eligible chicks looking for a good lay, I mean relationship.

It's all about the advertising

[R7]

From the females perspective as a wanted item it would be good to identify the perks in your want ad.

Ya know, sell yourself well and if it looks enticing enough we chicks can round up our non crazy eligible chicks looking for a good lay, I mean relationship.

It's all about the advertising

Wanna come over for a test ride this weekend?

[elissama]

Wanna come over for a test ride this weekend?

To keep it ambiguous and me out of trouble I'll leave you with a vague reply - I have more to ride than I can possibly handle.

(this of course includes dirtbike, atv, horse ....)

And of course I'm 'ridin dirty' this weekend.

I know some eligible chicks but sadly most are slightly insane (in that way most chicks are)

[CEO]

Mark, cmonnnnn.

Beers, buds, and wheeled toys are all you need.

You get a wife/gf/etc, your house is clean and you have good meals, but all your toys vanish and you start thinking about cutting yourself.

Get a maid and pay them instead

[Jenni]

You know what's great about high school girls?
I keep getting older, but they always stay the same age.

good to see someone got that reference.

I know some eligible chicks but sadly most are slightly insane (in that way most chicks are)

it's the crazy ones that have the best pills.

[RandyO]

Mark....get a harley

[ThisBitch]

Mark....get a harley

I guess that's kind of like most women.... expensive, high maintenance and loud

[R7]

Mark, cmonnnnn.

Beers, buds, and wheeled toys are all you need.

You get a wife/gf/etc, your house is clean and you have good meals, but all your toys vanish and you start thinking about cutting yourself.

Get a maid and pay them instead

Some good advice rite there, good advice

[KB]

Mark I can clean a good house and do laundry. You already know how my handies are. My haircuts as you know are top notch. I make a mean grain alcohol and Koolaid punch.

Sooooooooooo whatdya say?

KB