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    I would like to have someone "whacked", but I don't really want to get caught. Someone like myself wouldn't fare well in a Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. PM me with ideas/suggestions.

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    Go to the North End of Boston, go to the pastry shop on the corner of South Street....ask for Vinnie. Tell him "The sun shines at high noon on the snowman made of jello"

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    Originally posted by Jaynnus
    Go to the North End of Boston, go to the pastry shop on the corner of South Street....ask for Vinnie. Tell him "The sun shines at high noon on the snowman made of jello"

    That's just great Jane, Chris said PM HIM WITH SUGGESTIONS!!!, Now EVERYONE knows about Vinnie, not to mention the password.


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    Originally posted by Degsy
    That's just great Jane, Chris said PM HIM WITH SUGGESTIONS!!!, Now EVERYONE knows about Vinnie, not to mention the password.


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    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    OreoGaborio needs some money to put his bike back together. You should talk to him, he'd probably throw in a whacking and a BJ as well.

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    you could ask Nikon, but all he has is that piss-ant Glock .40.

    Probably just scratch the guy If'n he shot em

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    Originally posted by dhuze
    you could ask Nikon, but all he has is that piss-ant Glock .40.

    Probably just scratch the guy If'n he shot em
    bitch...I have a shotgun too - I would use that. it's not registered to me so my dad would be fucked.


    What is said whacking for? His penis too small for ya? He cheat on you with the pizzaboy? Why would a fella like yourself not do well in a prison? You might like it.

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    Re: I need some help

    Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
    I would like to have someone "whacked", but I don't really want to get caught. Someone like myself wouldn't fare well in a Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. PM me with ideas/suggestions.
    A good way to have someone "whacked" and not get caught is to post for help with said "whacking" on a public message board.

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    "You want me of whack the guy, you want me to off the guy, you want me to whack the guy off?"

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    Originally posted by Degsy
    "You want me of whack the guy, you want me to off the guy, you want me to whack the guy off?"

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    "...'cuz ah, I'm a married guy!"

    Your first mistake Chris, was making your intentions public. Other than that, there's a coupla cops here that may be able to point you in the right direction...

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    Originally posted by Stoneman
    "...'cuz ah, I'm a married guy!"

    Your first mistake Chris, was making your intentions public. Other than that, there's a coupla cops here that may be able to point you in the right direction...
    i hear vincef2 has some good contacts in that arena.

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    Originally posted by Degsy
    That's just great Jane, Chris said PM HIM WITH SUGGESTIONS!!!, Now EVERYONE knows about Vinnie, not to mention the password.


    derek
    All set. I just talked to Vinnie. The new password is '...the fat lady ordered soft serve...'. And his reply will be '...with chocolate sprinkles...'. Then you're good...

    Ehhhhhh, SHIT! *I* just gave up the info this time, didn't I?

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    Chris are you trying to get my a secret whack off for my birthday? That's so sweet...

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    Re: Re: I need some help

    yeah right....so smart eh?

    whacked...you mean..."killed"?? Remind me to never try to get to know you.

    Originally posted by dhuze
    A good way to have someone "whacked" and not get caught is to post for help with said "whacking" on a public message board.

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    oH YEAH. i FORGOT TO MENTION... i POSTED THAT QUESTION FOR A FRIEND OF MINE. sO, YEAH... MY FRIEND NEEDS TO "WHACK" SOMEONE. bUT THANKS FOR ALL THE pmS GUYS. gOOD LOOKIN' OUT.

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    I just thought of this guy I know of who is good at wacking off guys. try chris sedition

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    best thread ever.... even though Highsider's mom sucks hitler's cock in hell

    however... i am pretty good w/ a pair of Nunchucks

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    best thread ever.... even though Highsider's mom sucks hitler's cock in hell
    Actually, she does.....how did you know?

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    Originally posted by highsider
    Actually, she does.....how did you know?
    Didn't you get the postcards she sent out?

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    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    Didn't you get the postcards she sent out?
    No but I did see those pics from her camera phone

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    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    Didn't you get the postcards she sent out?
    Nope. The mail service in hell must not be very good.

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    Thinking about it...I need money. What can I do to help?

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    Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
    oH YEAH. i FORGOT TO MENTION... i POSTED THAT QUESTION FOR A FRIEND OF MINE. sO, YEAH... MY FRIEND NEEDS TO "WHACK" SOMEONE. bUT THANKS FOR ALL THE pmS GUYS. gOOD LOOKIN' OUT.
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    ok...so you want someone killed. be a fuckin man and do it yourself. First thing you need to do isbuy yourself a knife. A sharp one from a store. something basic so it can't be traced to you. Something like a generic carving knife from like the Chrismas Tree Shop or Wal-mart. A place where buying a knife isn't uncommon. Get some tupperware and bread too. So it doesn't look too odd - you don't want people to remember you because you only bought a knife and you acted wierd. Pay cash.

    Set up an alabi. Something simple that will work. Buy a movie ticket to a movie that you have already seen so if you are asked where you were - you went to see "..." and you have the stub and if they ask you about the movie you will know the answer.

    Now get the person alone. This is going to be the hardest part because you want it to match the timeframe of the alabi but you don't want a lot of visibilty. This part you are going to have to work out alone. maybe find a habit he/she [we'll say he] does near the theatre so you can get him alone, with not many people around but you don't want anyone to know that you are there. So you don't want him to be meeting you or give anyone any hint that you are involved in any way.
    Don't get into a fight or argument with him before hand - no direction towards you when people ask around.

    now you have your alabi, you have the weapon which is easily ditched and not traceable, and youhave him alone. You got he guts? You want to slit his throat with your opposite hand (not your strong hand, so that if you get involved in the questioning, they will say you are right handed so it doesn't make sense. Draw all your focus to that hand so it appears strong enough that it was someone who was "that-handed". You need to cut it hard. Massive bleeding is the goal. Bleed out before a strong response. Be behind as to not get much of any blood on you. Use gloves - something not traced to you.

    Once he's gone. get rid of the gloves and the knife. Knife easiest in deep lake or river and gloves - burn em and burn em good. Get rid of the ash.

    feel free to be creative and if you get caught make sure that you say that boy bands or Brittney Spears made you do it. That'll draw some attention away from good metal bands.

    You could always cut hi sbrake lines too. Works well if he's an aggressive driver. Slit it just a little to give him ebnoug time to get on the interstate so they don't fail in his driveway or anything.

    Good luck

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