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    HISTORY TEST
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    >Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
    >choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
    >happened!!!
    >
    >Do you remember?
    >
    >1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
    >by
    >a. Olga Corbett
    >b. Sitting Bull
    >c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    >a. Lost Norwegians
    >b. Elvis
    >c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    >a. John Dillinger
    >b. The King of Sweden
    >c. The Boy Scouts
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    >a. A pizza delivery bo y
    >b. Pee Wee Herman
    >c. Geraldo Rivera
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
    >American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
    >by:
    >a. The Smurfs
    >b. Davy Jones
    >c. The Little Mermaid
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
    >trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    >a. Captain Kidd
    >b. Charles Lindberg
    >c. Mother Teresa
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    >a. Scooby Doo
    >b. The Tooth Fairy
    >c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    >a. Richard Simmons
    >b. Grandma Moses
    >c. Michael Jordan
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    >a. Mr. Rogers
    >b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attent! ion from Wild Bill' s women
    >problems
    >c. The World Wrestling Federat ion
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
    >to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one
    >crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by
    >the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
    >a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    >b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    >c. Mr. Bean
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between! the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    >a. Enron
    >b. The Lutheran Church
    >c. The NFL
    >d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    >a. Bonnie and Clyde
    >b. Captain Kangaroo
    >c. Billy Graham
    >d. Muslim male extremis! ts mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
    >
    >Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
    >do you?
    >
    >So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
    >intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
    >allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of
    >80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
    >identification, secret agents who are members of the President's
    >security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
    >Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
    >between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
    >
    >Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds
    >and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want
    >to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have
    >any such sense.
    >
    >As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it,
    >"Stupid is as stupid does."
    >
    >Come on people wake up!!!
    >
    >Keep this going. Pass it on to everyone in your address book. Our
    >Country and our troops need our support!

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    a bit off topic, but I'd just like to say [rant] I HATE any email that I receive with ">" at the start of each line. That bugs the shit out of me. If I open any email and see that shit, (and I don't care who its from) I immediately delete it without even reading what it has to say. What is the point of those stupid little characters anyways? [/rant]

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    Originally posted by A996S
    a bit off topic, but I'd just like to say [rant] I HATE any email that I receive with ">" at the start of each line. That bugs the shit out of me. If I open any email and see that shit, (and I don't care who its from) I immediately delete it without even reading what it has to say. What is the point of those stupid little characters anyways? [/rant]
    I agree but my dad sent it to me so I thought I would read it! I thought about removing them but did not want to waste my time!

    Jamie

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    Originally posted by A996S

    > a bit off topic, but I'd just like to say [rant] I HATE any email
    > that I receive with ">" at the start of each line. That bugs the
    > shit out of me. If I open any email and see that shit, (and I
    > don't care who its from) I immediately delete it without even
    > reading what it has to say. What is the point of those stupid
    > little characters anyways?

    Nobody really knows

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    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    Originally posted by A996S

    > a bit off topic, but I'd just like to say [rant] I HATE any email
    > that I receive with ">" at the start of each line. That bugs the
    > shit out of me. If I open any email and see that shit, (and I
    > don't care who its from) I immediately delete it without even
    > reading what it has to say. What is the point of those stupid
    > little characters anyways?

    Nobody really knows
    Touché
    Nicely done

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    you seem to be related to nikon. so fuckyou too! go suck a cock./1
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