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Other Names for taking a crap.

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    Other Names for taking a crap.


    We were discussing this one a little while back and I was amazed with all the names we use to indicate we're about to take a dump.. We had fun with it so why not bring it to the board. For starters:



    "Touching Cloth"

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    "Dropping the kids off at the pool"

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    "Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them"

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    Having some brown babies.

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    got a poker hand full of duces & see a flush on the way

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    I like to pretend I'm in the Army. Then I relieve myself of doodie.

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    You suck at life. Why don't you quit?

    My dad told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. So I became an Asshole.

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    Look ... if you are going to make a thread about this subject,
    you gotta have pictures.

    Anything else is pure bullshit ... mmmmm kay!

    Now this site rocks ... http://www.ratemypoo.com/


    Unfortunately, I can only now look at those and dream ...

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    Growing a tail.

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    Putting his hands in the air, like he just doesn't care.
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    Originally posted by Currently
    Look ... if you are going to make a thread about this subject,
    you gotta have pictures.

    Anything else is pure bullshit ... mmmmm kay!

    Now this site rocks ... http://www.ratemypoo.com/


    Unfortunately, I can only now look at those and dream ...


    I have "friends" that take pics with their camera phones and send them to one another.

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    Squish a tootsie.

    Drop the hammer.

    Drop'n heat.

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    back in college a buddy of mine came bursting into my dorm room... he was getting everyone he could find to "show us something amazing".... he brought us all to the men's room on the 1st floor in the dorm, told us it wasn't his, but if it was he'd be proud of it... opened the stall & showed us a turd that was almost the same dimensions as a can of soda


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    Squeezing out a fudge dragon

    Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish

    Dropping a mud monkey

    And My Favorite!

    Carpet Bombing Afghanistan

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    Originally posted by OreoGitorio
    back in college a buddy of mine came bursting into my dorm room... he was getting everyone he could find to "show us something amazing".... he brought us all to the men's room on the 1st floor in the dorm, told us it wasn't his, but if it was he'd be proud of it... opened the stall & showed us a turd that was almost the same dimensions as a can of soda


    Impressive, for all of the WRONG reasons............

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    hangin a rat

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    I'm going to make a poop lazania

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    'look'a da' size of than Mang, j'ew could play jump rope with dat 'ting'

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    Layin down the Manuer.

    Offering to the Porcelian God.

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    Originally posted by stevecbr900rr
    Offering to the Porcelian God.
    I thought this was when you had too much to drink?? Or was that driving the porcelain bus?

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    pinching a loaf

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    An oldie but goodie...

    Dropping a Deuce

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    Restocking the finless browns...

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    Can of Soda??

    in simple format here's the growing list:

    "Touching Cloth"
    "Dropping the kids off at the pool"
    "Got a poker hand full of duces & see a flush on the way"
    "Having some brown babies"
    "I'm in the Army. I relieve myself of doodie"
    "Growing a tail"
    "Squish a tootsie"
    "Drop the hammer"
    "Drop'n heat"
    "Squeezing out a fudge dragon"
    "Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish"
    "Dropping a mud monkey"
    "Carpet Bombing Afghanistan"
    "Hangin a rat"
    "Making a poop lazania"
    "Layin down the Manuer"
    "Offering to the Porcelian God"
    "Pinching a loaf"
    "Dropping a Deuce"
    "Turtle Poking Out"
    "Pinching Cotton"
    "Restocking the finless browns"
    ...


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    "sending a package"

    "toilet spulunking"

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    Originally posted by 97BladeRider
    I thought this was when you had too much to drink?? Or was that driving the porcelain bus?
    I say praying to the porcelain god when tossing the cookies.

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    Originally posted by Doc


    I have "friends" that take pics with their camera phones and send them to one another.
    Now that is a use of technology that I can appreciate!

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    Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages.

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