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    NationState: create your own nation!


    This is an online rpg thing that i've been playing with lately because i'm a big loser with nothing better to do. You create a nation, and answer questions, and every day new issues arise that you need to take a position on, and your nation will reflect your decisions. it is kinda cool.

    eventually you can invade other nations and crap.

    My nation: <a href="http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=benedict_elaine">The Disputed Territories of Benedict Elaine</a>

    Create your own: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/...81599/logout=1

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    lmao.....

    "Voting is voluntary and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a serious problem. Benedict Elaine's national animal is the cockroach and its currency is the turd."
    Very nice..........

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    That rocks!

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    Welcome to my country

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    ive had my own nation for a few months now. Its cool, but after a while you start getting the same issues over and over again. Ive got a ton of people in mine now, like 400 million or something like that

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    The Holy Republic of Hansovia is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning platypus population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

    The small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 9%. A healthy private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

    Crime is a problem. Hansovia's national animal is the platypus and its currency is the hberry.

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    Can my nation declare war on Sevens' nation and steal all of their beer?

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    The Republic of 748 States is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

    The small, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery industries.

    Crime is a major problem. 748 States's national animal is the lounge lizard and its currency is the dollar.




    I am finally President!!!!!!!!!

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    Originally posted by A996S
    eh, I'm bored enough
    http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/...tion=ducslavia
    glad to see me as your mascot

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    Originally posted by Nikon
    glad to see me as your mascot
    did you happen to notice the name of my country's national animal?

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    Seeing that I named my national animal after Will and his pet, I thought this was mildly amusing. This is an actual issue that I have to decide on from the NationStates game. This is the exact wording from the decision page for my country in the game.

    Willzillas on the Dinner Table?
    The Issue
    In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Ducslavia's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that willzillas could be added to the menu.

    The Debate
    1. "The fact is, the willzilla population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Bianca Longbottom. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have willzilla kebabs, willzilla pies, willzilla-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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    2. "I agree that something needs to be done about willzilla over-population," says random passer-by Colin Dredd, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
    [Accept]


    3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Jack Wong. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The willzillas were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The willzilla is part of what makes Ducslavia a great nation!"
    [Accept]

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    NationState: create your own nation!

    Originally posted by A996S
    Seeing that I named my national animal after Will and his pet, I thought this was mildly amusing. This is an actual issue that I have to decide on from the NationStates game. This is the exact wording from the decision page for my country in the game.
    So ummm...Which one did you chose?

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    Originally posted by HBerry
    So ummm...Which one did you chose?
    I chose to eat the bitch

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    Originally posted by highsider
    Can my nation declare war on Sevens' nation and steal all of their beer?
    Oh it's on Donkey Effer

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    He said Wong

    SPCA President Jack Wong

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    bwaa haaa haaa, this is hilarious!!! Check out my world!@!!

    The Empire of Team Bastardo
    "Bikes, Women and Beer, not necesarily in that order! "


    UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
    Civil Rights:Below Average
    Economyowerhouse
    Political Freedoms:Few

    Location: the Pacific
    The Empire of Team Bastardo is a tiny, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

    There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Soda Sales industries.

    Crime is a serious problem. Team Bastardo's national animal is the Zed1k, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the bj.


    so my first issue came up right away.... what do you think i chose?!





    In response to a slow news week, certain highbrow newspapers have stirred up the debate over voluntary vs compulsory voting.

    The Debate
    "Compulsory voting makes about as much as sense as having the death penalty for attempted suicide," says civil rights activist Jennifer Johnson. "You can't force people to be free! You can only give them the choice. Besides, if all those derelicts who can't be bothered to get off their ass once every few years voted, who would they elect? I shudder to think."
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    "It's not contradictory at all," argues political commentator Fleur Frederickson. "The fact is, if not everyone votes, the outcome isn't truly representative. Some groups--like elderly gun nuts--vote more often than others. That's why always we always end up with such terrible politicians."
    [Accept]


    "This raises an interesting issue," says Bianca Mistletoe, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"
    [Accept]

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    The United States of Sevens GT
    "If they don't like it F'EM"


    UN Category: Corporate Bordello

    Civil Rights:
    Average

    Economy:
    Very Strong

    Political Freedoms:
    Excellent

    Location: The North Pacific

    The United States of Sevens GT is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

    The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19%. A large private sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

    College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate. Sevens GT's national animal is the rottie and its currency is the sevs.

    Sevens GT is ranked 5675th in the region and 77,241st in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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    Originally posted by A996S
    I chose to eat the bitch
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    willzilla-on-a-sticks

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    Originally posted by Nikon
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    I thought I'd post up the updated description of my country after passing the my willzilla legislation

    ... willzillas are considered a delicacy... Ducslavia's national animal is the willzilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

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    You crack me up Tim.....

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    Originally posted by Nikon
    You crack me up Tim.....
    I'm happy to be of service to you

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    I have created a new region: NESR Cylces

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    how does one join?

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