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M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard


    ...that about sums it up. Go back to hell fagboy. Your movies suck.

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    Were you listening to Opie & Anthony this morning? They basically said the same thing.

    His only good movie was the 6th Sense. Everything else went downhill from there.

    (side note, as long as he keeps casting Bryce Howard to star in them, I'll keep watching, but wait for them to come to DVD)

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    Originally posted by 97BladeRider
    Were you listening to Opie & Anthony this morning? They basically said the same thing.
    no, i missed them this morning. I was just reading about the lady in the water and how crappy the reviews were... Then I started thinking about the the moment in my life that I will never get back from watching "the Village", that was prety much my trigger for posting.

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    That bad, huh?

    He was on the Stern show, and was saying that his usual distributors wouldn't touch the movie, so he had to cough up a lot of cash and do a lot of the work on his own. I guess we know why now.

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    Originally posted by NinjaSwan
    no, i missed them this morning. I was just reading about the lady in the water and how crappy the reviews were... Then I started thinking about the the moment in my life that I will never get back from watching "the Village", that was prety much my trigger for posting.
    I think it was "Unbreakable" that did it for me. A story about a guy who kills to find his nemesis.....a modern-day super hero story.

    Pa-lllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

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    Originally posted by 97BladeRider
    I think it was "Unbreakable" that did it for me. A story about a guy who kills to find his nemesis.....a modern-day super hero story.

    Pa-lllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
    that one was dumb too...

    Lady in the Water (2006) GAY
    The Village (2004) GAY
    Signs (2002) GAY
    Unbreakable (2000) GAY
    Stuart Little (1999) GAY
    The Sixth Sense (1999) OK< BUT GAY
    Wide Awake (1998) GAY
    Praying with Anger (1992) GAY

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    Did he do the movie with Bruce Willis and the kids hanging out in the farmhouse during the Alien invasion? I saw that one and unbreakable on rental.

    Thanks for confirming it.. I never understood what people saw in his movies.. seemed like hype.

    He always seems to make sure you can't tell what the hell the movie is about from the trailers.. that must help sales.

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    The problem with his movies is that he goes for that "ohhhhhhhh that's what's going on" at the end of the movie and he's not realizing that it only works once for any one movie writer.

    The 6th Sense worked great, becasue he hadn't used it yet. Everything after that had to try and have that "shock value" at the end.

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    The holes in the story line are what tick me off... Signs - They travel billions of miles in spacecraft, but can't figure out how to open a damn door and communicate with crop circles...

    The twist at the end of 6th sense was about the only decent thing he's done...

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    I thought the Sixth Sence was brilliant, but its been a decline ever since.

    The Village was fucking criminal. I cannot believe a studio paid for that.

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    I really liked Unbreakable.

    But, I will agree that all of the others are horrible.............

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    I had read that M. Night's usual distribution groups wouldn't distribute the new movie, so he had to put in some of his own cash.

    With a 1.5 star average review, no wonder they wouldn't touch it.

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    All of his movies blow
    He sucks
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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    6th sense was cool. Village sucked, Unbreakable sucked.

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    I really liked Unbreakable, but the last five minutes made the entire movie. Definitely not a movie I think I could watch again now that I know the ending. Sixth sense was pretty good too

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    Originally posted by benVFR
    Did he do the movie with Bruce Willis and the kids hanging out in the farmhouse during the Alien invasion? I saw that one and unbreakable on rental.

    Thanks for confirming it.. I never understood what people saw in his movies.. seemed like hype.

    He always seems to make sure you can't tell what the hell the movie is about from the trailers.. that must help sales.
    it wasnt bruce willis it was mel gibson. i thought SIGNS was OK. unbreakable was time betterspent somewhere else

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    Has anyone seen Lady in the Water yet?

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    Originally posted by BadBoyBilly
    Has anyone seen Lady in the Water yet?
    yeah, i'm surprised no one has given their personal review.

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    Gotta love the sham-sham-shamalan...

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    M. Night Shyamalan is a retard

    I donno, his movies are different, but really mostly the same. I can't really describe it. I suppose GAY is as good an adjective as any.

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