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when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid

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    Grizzly Fuckin Adams dhuze's Avatar
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    when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid


    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselection...329858,00.html

    Britians trying to influence who I voth for?
    Of course there are a few pansies out there who appreciate this.


    this is my favorite quote

    " Everyone is welcome here. Even the readers of the Guardian. But if you don't wish to be an American, to live in Ohio, for instance, and participate in the American political process, that is too bad. Perhaps there is something wrong with you. Perhaps it is your teeth."


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    My dad told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. So I became an Asshole.

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    when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid

    Overflowing with ignorance on both sides. Priceless.

    Quotes like that leave a certain image of Americans in the eyes of people from the rest of the civilized world. A plaid-shirted man with all the buttons undone showing his beer gut, Bud in one hand and a gun in the other hand asking everyone who doesn't agree with him if he wants a fight.

    Oh, and another thing, just for information. Ask 100 people in Britain what the significance of the year 1776 is and 99 of them will have no idea, and won't care two shits when you tell them.
    (By the way, you ignorant fuck from Knoxville, Iowa, the British weren't kicked out until 1777, but you wouldn't know that because you didn't actually make it to the 6th grade)

    I love this country, that's why I live here, but the level of ignorance never ceases to amaze me.

    There are two quotes that will have me assuming you are a fucking idiot and not worth listening to or knowing:

    1. We kicked your asses back in 1776
    2. You'd be speaking German now if it wasn't for America.


    ...and isn't Harlan from Kentucky a winner??? Anyone see the irony in his message of peace and hope from across the water?

    Everyone at the guardian is laughing their asses off right now because that whole thing was a prank that snowballed way out of control.

    derek

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    when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    In other words, a typical New Hampshire resident...




    Heh, actually, if it were a Captain and Coke instead of a Bud, that would be Jay!!!


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    when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid

    Originally posted by Degsy
    Heh, actually, if it were a Captain and Coke instead of a Bud, that would be Jay!!!


    degs
    Okay, okay. Let's just clear some shit up. First, I'm working on getting ridda the gut. Secondly, when I'm offering a dual over disagreements, I prefer to be holding a bottle of Cabo in my free hand. The other hand, of course, is gripping my 30/30 firmly awaiting the rebut (lever action, naturally. Being from NH and all...)

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    when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    Okay, okay. Let's just clear some shit up. First, I'm working on getting ridda the gut.
    Join the fucking club. Me too. maybe next year (again).


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    when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    and instead of the plaid shirt, add a sweatshirt, shorts, and work boots!


    The picture's out, eh?

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    when I read this i thought of Mr E. Squid

    even on my bike!
    SQUID

    This from a guy who is against legalization of pot. Seems to me as if your riding with a t-shirt and shorts is far more risky than smoking a joint.






    sorry, end of hijack...

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