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View Poll Results: do you think christian would look better with mutton chops or clean cut

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  • Clean Cut

    9 22.50%
  • Mutton Chops

    20 50.00%
  • Other Facial Hair

    3 7.50%
  • He looks Good no matter what

    8 20.00%
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Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

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    Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut


    scientists from all over the world have gathered up to find an answer for this question.
    RSP & I decided it is our duty to at least help as much as we can a young kid that simply side tracked a little (a lot) find his way back.
    We tried several techniques with most emphasized asking random women at the bar if they think Christian would look better if he shaved.
    To this day I do not think we had any that thought the Mutton Chops are better than the clean cut baby face he has to offer.
    NESR is considered by many one of the most valid source of information and experience, therefore we had to bring this up officially here as well.
    and just to be fair we have some pictures to compare for those who have not recently seen him.

    Ladies & Gentlemen I present to you Christian "Pretty Eyes" Smutnick EX 316 :






    At this point I would like to point out that this are inexperienced not proffesionaly taken photographs before Christian started his modeling career.

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    Is this thing on? Mr. Kurtz's Avatar
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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    For a guy who doesn't use Facebook...sure looks like you got those pics from Facebook...

    I wish I could vote twice, because clearly Smutty needs to ditch those wolfman sideburns, but I feel obligated to vote "he looks good no matter what."

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Team baby face.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    "he looks good no matter what."
    Boom. Done.

    Lets just get some muscles on you and you'll be beating the women off with broken R6 parts.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    For a guy who doesn't use Facebook...sure looks like you got those pics from Facebook...

    I wish I could vote twice, because clearly Smutty needs to ditch those wolfman sideburns, but I feel obligated to vote "he looks good no matter what."
    I have very strong resources LOL

    I had to go with he looks good no matter what as well, although he certainly knows how we feel about the Chops by now.
    He's such a cupcake

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Chops. Fuck your couch!

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    i vote TRUE Mutton Chops. get to work, smutty!

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    So....how long before you think he sees this?

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Smutty has the best chops in the business...

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Quote Originally Posted by Paul_E_D View Post
    Smutty has the best chops in the business...
    Your words hurt, man. Words hurt.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Real men have beards..

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    his peach fuzz is amusing, keep it

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    I like the pic with the Thor hat.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome View Post
    Your words hurt, man. Words hurt.
    I meant... er... aahh... fuck.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut



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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    in the words of my GF, "Stubble hurts."

    The chops look ok as long as you want to look like Guy Martin but scrape the crap on your chin and upper lip off until it comes in a bit thicker.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Quote Originally Posted by gadget View Post
    in the words of my GF, "Stubble hurts."
    let it grow a little more and it'll tickle. you're welcome

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    He looks good no matter what...that's my vote!

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut-wolverine-jpg The hell with just mutton chops he needs to go full wolverine....

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Bemused

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    Quote Originally Posted by JettaJayGLS
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Kurtz View Post
    "he looks good no matter what."
    Boom. Done.

    Lets just get some muscles on you and you'll be beating the women off with broken R6 parts.
    Or beating his teammates off with both hands.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Low Down Racing Holloween Party-creep-christian-jpg

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Sideburns or fellatio handles?

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Quote Originally Posted by JettaJayGLS View Post
    Boom. Done.

    Lets just get some muscles on you and you'll be beating the women off with broken R6 parts.
    God knows he has a giant pile for self defense.

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    Re: Smutty: Mutton Chops VS Clean Cut

    Quote Originally Posted by PainfullySlow View Post
    God knows he has a giant pile for self defense.


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