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Today's Bad taste

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    Lifer SEVENSGT's Avatar
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    Today's Bad taste


    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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    Lifer
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    Today's Bad taste

    and fix me a turkey pot pie bitch!! lol

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    IWOK Prez. bigred875's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Today's Bad taste

    I always thought he wanted a sandwich!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
    she rides like the wind
    & smells good too.
    PKism: you don't count, you're just a guy with indoor plumbing

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    Today's Bad taste

    I am NOT hungry!


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    Brent LRRS #772
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    Today's Bad taste

    best... thread... ever

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    -Pete LRRS/CCS #82 - ECK Racing, TonysTrackDays
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    SANDWICH!!!



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    A. ...But I can go to jail for that!!
    Q. For what? Being f*ckin' awesome?!

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    How about.....................

    A smoothie BITCH !
    -Suf Daddy

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    Suf Daddy.



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    Today's Bad taste

    WHAT'S AN IRON??? Guess I'll never truly feel like a women....Very funny though....

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    " It's never too late to be what you might have been." George Eliot

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    Super Moderator OreoGaborio's Avatar
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    Today's Bad taste

    I ironed some work shirts for myself today... i can't honestly tell you that i didn't feel like a woman at all.................................................................. ok, maybe i'm not being all that honest

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    -Pete LRRS/CCS #82 - ECK Racing, TonysTrackDays
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