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    Allow Me To Explain

    I've gotten way too many PM's about the ice track to answer 'em individually...

    I'm not snubbing anyone or rubbing people's noses in it, nor is there a 'list of approved riders' (that was the best one, Jim!). And in all honesty, I don't know if it'll ever be 'opened to the masses'...

    Some factors here: Our lake is a private lake and where we live is a 'private community'. As such there are no public parking areas in the winter. In fact, there's really no 'public' parking at any time of the year in our colony. We even have a town-enforced parking ban in effect 'til April 30th. That is NO on-street parking, period - at any time, day or night, weekday or weekend. We can get a FEW vehicles in our yard and our neighbor is nice enough to let us use his driveway when he's not around. But we're still extremely limited in the parking department, more so with all this fuckin' snow we've been getting this week...

    Basically the only access to it is from my backyard unless you live on the lake or know someone who does. All the trails leading too & from the lake are closed to wheeled vehicles. Even if we had the space to put you all, that gets to be quite the burden on my family, having a yard full of people every weekend, tearing up & down our backyard & cove...

    For years now, people here have been asking me to plow a track out on our lake. My answer's always been the same: come up & help me lay one out and clean it up and you'll have access to it. This year, a coupla people finally did just that and we had it...

    Now I'm honestly NOT trying to come off all prickoffish, I'm really not. But given the limitations we're facing with parking & such, people that help 'make' & maintain this thing are obviously gonna get priority when it comes to 'inviting' people up - as is family & close friends. I sincerely wish I could just open it all up and tell ya'll to come up, but I just can't - I don't have the room...

    I'll gladly accept offers of help to fix this one up & maintain it. And those that can will certainly have access to it. Only thing is, I don't work Fridays and I prefer to get that shit done then so I can keep the weekend open for play. Not saying I won't need help Saturday, just I'd prefer to get it done Friday. If we need help Saturday and you can make it, I'll surely take you up on that...

    I hope that clears summa this up. I really don't want people to think it's 'all like that' or anything. We can only do what we can and we can only have enough people up as our yard'll allow. Yeah, certain people are gonna have 'first dibs' - again, those that help and family & close friends. I wish there was more I could do...

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    I'm just curious why you had to explain yourself? Do people really think they are "entitled" to use your track public or private?

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    What about the moustache rides?

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    I'm just curious why you had to explain yourself? Do people really think they are "entitled" to use your track public or private?

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    I have an easier response......a real time-saver:






    Get fucked and find your own pond.

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    I'm just curious why you had to explain yourself? Do people really think they are "entitled" to use your track public or private?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    Do people really think they are "entitled" to use your track public or private?
    maybe some people didn't know

    all it takes is for someone to peruse the forum and see one thread titled "ICE!!!" and the next thread with pictures of forum members zipping around it to think they can go too

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by bergs View Post
    I have an easier response......a real time-saver:






    Get fucked and find your own pond.
    Bergs FTW. There's a reason I never asked stoneman about access to this place... I don't know him that well and have not been invited. Damn.

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    "No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own lakefront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?"
    " Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water."

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    You fuckin' guys! No, no one came across as though they thought they were entitled. *I* wanted to explain and it was far easier this way than answering all the PM's, or so I thought...

    I've had a decent amount of people PM'ing me for my number, address & wanting to know when they'd get a chance to come up and ride it. *I* thought an explanation was in order. Not defending myself, just explaining the situation. We'd love to have the whole shitload of ya up, we really would. Anyone who knows us knows that's how we are...

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    you guys!

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    PM sent

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    I've had a decent amount of people PM'ing me for my number, address & wanting to know when they'd get a chance to come up and ride it.
    Are we still talking about ice?

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by bergs View Post
    Are we still talking about ice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bergs View Post
    Are we still talking about ice?

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    definitely PM sent.

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    Fine. Everyone PM me and I'll tell you how to get to Jays house. Will that make it easier on you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhuze View Post
    Fine. Everyone PM me and I'll tell you how to get to Jays house. Will that make it easier on you?
    Yes! Thank you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    Yes! Thank you...
    No. Thank You.

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    hah, i live on the other side of the lake and i cant find the place. nice track my buddy ryan was over there i guess on his white 80's 250

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    Hey it's Thursday night 10pm. I'm outside your garage. Will u open the fuckin door so I can put boots on somewhere warm? What kinda shit is this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    I've had a decent amount of people PM'ing me for my number, address & wanting to know when they'd get a chance to come up and ride it. *I* thought an explanation was in order.
    Maybe you should just post it in this thread to make it easier?

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    Re: Allow Me To Explain

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    Anyone who knows us knows that's how we are...
    Yea... We know how you are... Douchebag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kawi997 View Post
    hah, i live on the other side of the lake and i cant find the place. nice track my buddy ryan was over there i guess on his white 80's 250
    Was that him on the old 2-stoke? If you leave your house (taking the lake) and head down towards the main Varney St. beach, it was to your left. It's like, across from that beach...

    Do you know who the dudes were that cleared that little oval down near the No. Barnstead Rd marina? They were on minibikes, I guess...

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