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So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

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    Backwoods lobster boy number9's Avatar
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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    You filthy bastards.

    So, I want to try out this whole dirt bike shenanigans, except a) I don't have a dirt bike and b) I don't have any friends that have one (becuse I don't have any friends, because I'm an asshole). Anyone willing to take me out for a day? I will pay for gas, of course, and I'll bring my buddy Mr. Samuel Adams and 29 of his friends.

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    There's a KDX200 for sale on here.

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    I'd love to, but a) I have no idea how my wrist will hold up on dirt yet and 2) you need your own bike.

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    Get your own bike, and I'll rip with you.

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    rebelpacket: Unfortunately, I'm a semi-poor college student that just bought a house. So, not a lot of coin left in the ol' piggy-bank.

    ChR1s: See above...

    Oreo: Ditto! :p

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    Sammy in a 30-pack?! I think you might have better luck with a quawd.

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    That's for after, not before!

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    It never got fast enough rebelpacket's Avatar
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    Why would you buy a house before a dirtbike? You can't ride a house.

    To quote PK: "You can't ride a lazy-susan through a rock garden!"

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    Quote Originally Posted by number9 View Post
    rebelpacket: Unfortunately, I'm a semi-poor college student that just bought a house. So, not a lot of coin left in the ol' piggy-bank.
    What are they teaching in college these days?

    It's financially less painful to own your own bike since you can make payments and fix it at your own leisure if something goes wrong. If you borrow someone else's bike, you owe them a check for the bike right away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by number9 View Post
    rebelpacket: Unfortunately, I'm a semi-poor college student that just bought a house. So, not a lot of coin left in the ol' piggy-bank.
    Well then, sounds like you need to wait a while longer before posting asking for help in the dirt
    I've got a MX ready quad you can rent for a day...say $4,800 for the day with the option to keep it

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    So who wants to pop my dirt cherry?

    I got a YZ250 pho'sail 4 5 hundred beans that would fit your bill nicely.

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