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So i was at this race this weekend and

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    So i was at this race this weekend and


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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    I'll flash mine at the next Hare Scramble....just for you!

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    At the SCTR's Gypsy Moth Enduro they put up 20 x 30 posters of, umm well lets just say "Professional Film Models" at about the 50 mile mark, just when you get to the last 10-15 miles of slippery, nasty, off camber, impossible uphill climb, fall off the face of the earth down hill drops, black mud of death section. Your tonge is wrapped around your back axle and there are 10-15 sets of silicone enhanced mammalion protubrences and hairless kittens staring you in the face. Kind of makes you want to stop for a while.

    One year they had trophy girl who's real jobs involves removing her pay check from her underwear. Every one else was stealing a kiss, when I got my trophy, I threw her over my shoulder, grabbed my trophy and walked away. It was classic.

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    how about a NSFW puuullllease

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    ^^

    How about, if you can't figure out the inevitable in the first 35 seconds then you've probably just seen your first intraweb video.


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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    Foreigners are so much more comfortable flashing their tits

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    And foreign men know when to stop. I think it doesn't happen here because some guy would just violate the woman.

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

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    And foreign men know when to stop. I think it doesn't happen here because some guy would just violate the woman.
    Jeez Paul, you say that like it's a bad thing. Besides, she was asking for it.

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    I rest my case!

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    hahah that guy stopped and grabbed a few handfuls. excellent!

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    Quote Originally Posted by gmdboston View Post
    Jeez Paul, you say that like it's a bad thing. Besides, she was asking for it.
    Aren't they all?

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    Quote Originally Posted by gmdboston View Post
    At the SCTR's Gypsy Moth Enduro they put up 20 x 30 posters of, umm well lets just say "Professional Film Models" at about the 50 mile mark, just when you get to the last 10-15 miles of slippery, nasty, off camber, impossible uphill climb, fall off the face of the earth down hill drops, black mud of death section. Your tonge is wrapped around your back axle and there are 10-15 sets of silicone enhanced mammalion protubrences and hairless kittens staring you in the face. Kind of makes you want to stop for a while.

    One year they had trophy girl who's real jobs involves removing her pay check from her underwear. Every one else was stealing a kiss, when I got my trophy, I threw her over my shoulder, grabbed my trophy and walked away. It was classic.
    You didn't drop her on her head I hope.

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

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    You didn't drop her on her head I hope.
    Well played Sean, well played
    I just spit coffee all over my key board.

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    The one guy that stops to play with them is classic.

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    One guy? You must have lost patience early on. A bunch of guys stop and tweak her nips very delicately. That's euro... Ha!

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    That's as long as I could last!!

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    So i was at this race this weekend and

    Lol!

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