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STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

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    I just read this blog from Brotocross.com. Seemed like crazy stuff went down off the track

    Well Stimilon is a wrap and if there was ever an event that BROtocross was supposed to sponsor, this was it. I still want to do a video blog , and I did get a lot of footage. But after discussing this with my legal counsel (mass.gov), I think it is in my and a few others' best interest to not show people the footage of the carnage. I still have a decent amount of film that I can play with, so we'll see what comes up. Once we arrived, the phrase "Read the rules" was being thrown around a lot, which was really putting me off. Here's the thing about motocross riders - they're crazy degenerates. At the end of the day, MX riders go wilder than any other people out there. Think about it, real MX riders get their rocks off doing whips over hundred footers, so it only follows that when they party, shit is getting torched and a few animal sacrifices might just take place. So with an event like Stimilon where you are encouraging the riders to party, you might as well be handing a box of C-4 and Velcro suits to a bunch of terrorists, driving them to the White House, and buying them tour tickets with 72 condoms. As long as you can contain that explosion, it's a victory. I mean, in the schedule they allocate a time when the cops will show up, that's what we're dealing with here.

    So how did the event go? The racing was pretty average. The appeal of Stimilon is what happens off the track. There were fights in the mechanics' area, beer showers for days at the concert, and someone even took the water truck for a 2 am joy ride (don't leave the keys in the vehicle, BRO. Rookie mistake). I heard a few bikes were stolen, a lock on one of the buildings was smashed beyond repair, someone desecrated a Brazilian flag, and Eazy himself ran a moto through the pits at three in the morning on a Honda scooter like it was fucking Freestone. Overall, Stimilon was exactly what I was thinking it would be. Basically, if the promoters weren't ending the weekend saying "We're never doing this shit again," the event would have been a failure. As far as I know it, that's what they were saying. So success. If Stimilon does happen next year, we'll be there again, for sure. And as for the people running Southwick: if you guys want to hit up White Castle, your meal is on us.

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    I guess the police showing up on friday night was a new record...

    They usualy don't come till saturday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6 Fingered Man View Post
    How the fuck did we get this far in with no one mentioning Kurlon running the girls moto....

    Oh, and they still scored him haha... That was the best Josh.

    If you launch and everyone around you has a ponytail its a safe bet that either Mike Martiri has multiplied or you are in the wrong race.....

    Kid and i rode sunday and monday. Going to MX101 wednesday, anyone wana come?

    Man, and I thought I was hung over!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6 Fingered Man View Post
    I guess the police showing up on friday night was a new record...

    They usualy don't come till saturday.
    I didn't even see them Saturday, except at the concert and they were just hanging out.

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    the whole event was pretty watered down this year... low attendance, no mains, etc. bums me out 'cause i wonder if next year will even happen.

    still a crazy good time, just not the same as the last two.

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    I'm sure the turnout was low, after seeing what the entry fees were going to be for those of us who didn't pre-register.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbrais View Post

    Man, and I thought I was hung over!
    Hah, The Ladies and Headlight classes were combined due to low entries in each. To ease the job for the scorers they did a 'two gate' start, Ladies first. My first moto no problem, gate drops, I wait for it to pump back up, and on the second drop I went, easy cheesy. The whole multiple wave start concept should be old news to me, right?

    Well, my second moto of the day was in Never Ever and I was tired as hell having JUST finished my first Southwick moto ever. I stalled the bike at the gate and then crashed late in the race due to being too damn tired. When the second Ladies / Headlight race came around I had a 'strategy' all worked out for a good launch. I picked my gate and waited, running my launch process in my head. When the gate dropped the first time I saw it, looked up and saw bikes going and just went. Halfway to the first turn I realized what I had done, figured fug it if they want me off the track now they'll flag me and kept going.

    Talking with the staff later what I was supposed to have done was pull off into the grass and wait for my wave to go by, then rejoin in the back. Complete polar opposite to what LRRS training told me to do. Oh well, I'm not afraid to be accused of chasing motocross ladies!

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    yeah, seemed like Never Ever and Old 30C may have been the only two full classes at 30 riders ea... Keepin It Real too prob.

    Kurlon, that start was gold... we were like, 'he just won his class'

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    pics are starting to show up, not sure if we need another thread so...

    http://daveschmidtphoto.smugmug.com/...137545_FfqbR3F

    http://thegade.com/photo-galleries/?album=12&gallery=39

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post

    Talking with the staff later what I was supposed to have done was pull off into the grass and wait for my wave to go by, then rejoin in the back. Complete polar opposite to what LRRS training told me to do. Oh well, I'm not afraid to be accused of chasing motocross ladies!


    oops, that is supposed to be :rapist:

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    haha


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    i see video rolling too, uh oh

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    Uh, ya... For some reason as soon as they saw me carying the chick in the white t-shirt towards the slip and slide cameras came out.. who whoulda thunk it...

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    Andy, You were friggin rippin out there for having a bad hand. Props!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul_E_D View Post
    Andy, You were friggin rippin out there for having a bad hand. Props!
    Thanks man! Im paying for it now though. Hand KILLS. Your where movin out there as well. Great racing, i love that track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6 Fingered Man View Post
    Thanks man! Im paying for it now though. Hand KILLS. Your where movin out there as well. Great racing, i love that track.
    Are you sure Kid isn't secretly rigging your thumb with rubber bands so it's permanently bent backwards while you sleep as revenge for the water slide?

    And what's this about a late night excursion to the track I'm hearing about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    And what's this about a late night excursion to the track I'm hearing about?
    She likes it outside, what can i say...


    Oh ya.. and any anyone seen my wallet? Last time i had it was at the vfw party right after the jello shots before we snuck out to the track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6 Fingered Man View Post
    Uh, ya... For some reason as soon as they saw me carying the chick in the white t-shirt towards the slip and slide cameras came out.. who whoulda thunk it...

    I saw boobies....

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    It's a long vid and I didn't cut it. Go to minute 7 or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbrais View Post
    I saw boobies....
    Yup those were my boobies . . . sexy right??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurlon View Post
    Hah, The Ladies and Headlight classes were combined due to low entries in each. To ease the job for the scorers they did a 'two gate' start, Ladies first. My first moto no problem, gate drops, I wait for it to pump back up, and on the second drop I went, easy cheesy. The whole multiple wave start concept should be old news to me, right?

    Well, my second moto of the day was in Never Ever and I was tired as hell having JUST finished my first Southwick moto ever. I stalled the bike at the gate and then crashed late in the race due to being too damn tired. When the second Ladies / Headlight race came around I had a 'strategy' all worked out for a good launch. I picked my gate and waited, running my launch process in my head. When the gate dropped the first time I saw it, looked up and saw bikes going and just went. Halfway to the first turn I realized what I had done, figured fug it if they want me off the track now they'll flag me and kept going.

    Talking with the staff later what I was supposed to have done was pull off into the grass and wait for my wave to go by, then rejoin in the back. Complete polar opposite to what LRRS training told me to do. Oh well, I'm not afraid to be accused of chasing motocross ladies!

    :
    oh Kurlon, I know you wanted to hang with the ladies, but chasing them in they're race might seem desperate . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootedkid View Post
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    oh Kurlon, I know you wanted to hang with the ladies, but chasing them in they're race might seem desperate . . . .
    Well, you were our best hope but skipped that class so SOMEONE had to try and drag some back to our pit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onefootedkid View Post
    Yup those were my boobies . . . sexy right??
    I can't complain. ALMOST had it on video, but I was too distracted to turn the camera!

    I liked the "Ass-hole" followed by "Love you!" when you first went in.

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    hey I left before the standings went up

    anyone know how I did in "never ever" the second time around?

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    Re: STIMILON 2011 !!! May 28/29 MX338

    they will post the results and usually more pics. seems to take a week or two but check the Stimilon site every now and then.

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