Chaps Contest 09!

[obsolete]

Well that was entertaining...Im confused about one thing though...Did Richie get digits or what?!

Dude, really? I love Richie but you already know the answer.

[DaSarge]

Dude, really? I love Richie but you already know the answer.

I know but deep down I still believe he has a chance and one day I will be right and Richie and I will high five and shit.

Alex awesome posts by the way...I salute you sir.

[Pittenger5]

Im ugly.

[seth399]

I know but deep down I still believe he has a chance and one day I will be right and Richie and I will high five and shit.

Alex awesome posts by the way...I salute you sir.

wo wo woooo, too much information, you are looking to do the eiffel tower with richie!?

[Eddie]

Does this mean that only strippers can do a split??

My bad....I usually associate full splits with cheerleading and pole dancing...LOL

[Eddie]

I think I've seen one at a "gentleman's club" before and a lot of their dance moves are pretty text book stripper moves.

LOL...I love to refer to these places as "gentleman's clubs"

[ChrisNoF4i]

I think I've seen one at a "gentleman's club" before and a lot of their dance moves are pretty text book stripper moves.

LOL...I love to refer to these places as "gentleman's clubs"

No-no-no. The correct nomenclature is "gentleman's club".

[gixxersixxer]

I can honestly say I've never been to a strip club but all my guy friends want me to go! Only the one in the bikini looked like a stripper IMO

[obsolete]

I've never been to a strip club... Only the one in the bikini looked like a stripper IMO

Well guess you're not gonna be called as an expert witness in this case. You're testimony is essentially here say. Good day madam.

[Eddie]

No-no-no. The correct nomenclature is "gentleman's club".

Thanks for the terminology reference

[gixxersixxer]

Well guess you're not gonna be called as an expert witness in this case. You're testimony is essentially here say. Good day madam.

Well I've driven by plenty of them and seen my fair share of movies..we had a stripper come into work yesterday...mind you she came in riding with no helmet, only a bandana, and a belly shirt and jeans. Sexy.

[obsolete]

Well I've driven by plenty of them and seen my fair share of movies..we had a stripper come into work yesterday...mind you she came in riding with no helmet, only a bandana, and a belly shirt and jeans. Sexy.

I've driven by hospitals and seen ER but I sure as hell ain't gonna correct a surgeon on an apendectomy.

[Jaynnus]

Well I've driven by plenty of them and seen my fair share of movies..we had a stripper come into work yesterday...mind you she came in riding with no helmet, only a bandana, and a belly shirt and jeans. Sexy.

She must come to your work often, didn't you just puke on her a few weeks ago?

[Sheppo]

You seem to know a lot about strippers.....

So?????

[ThisBitch]

No-no-no. The correct nomenclature is "gentleman's club".

I prefer Dollar Store.

[Nikon]

[ThisBitch]

What's the opposite of wet?


Whatever it is, I just got that.

[Nikon]

What's the opposite of wet?


Whatever it is, I just got that.

It's from Laconia bike week a couple of years ago.

["Dangerous" Dan K]

It's from Laconia bike week a couple of years ago.

And there we have an answer. the opposite of wet is Laconia bike week. Odd, because I believe that's also the opposite of hard.

[gixxersixxer]

She must come to your work often, didn't you just puke on her a few weeks ago?

No its the same girl I was talking about in Chat that came yesterday. She was talking to my boss and admitted she was a stripper, I forget wear, starts with an R

[Awesome]

No its the same girl I was talking about in Chat that came yesterday. She was talking to my boss and admitted she was a stripper, I forget wear, starts with an R

Why would she hide it?

I don't see why all these people talk about strippers like they're drug dealers or murderers. It's a job entertaining, and paying the bills. To each their own.

[OreoGaborio]

I know but deep down I still believe he has a chance and one day I will be right and Richie and I will high five and shit.

Alex awesome posts by the way...I salute you sir.

wo wo woooo, too much information, you are looking to do the eiffel tower with richie!?

[obsolete]

Why would she hide it?

I don't see why all these people talk about strippers like they're drug dealers or murderers. It's a job entertaining, and paying the bills. To each their own.

Cause of people like our friend Tigger here who allow and perpetuate the stigma. Now most of them are strung out tramps, but that is completely besides the point.

["Dangerous" Dan K]

Cause of people like our friend Tigger here who allow and perpetuate the stigma. Now most of them are strung out tramps, but that is completely besides the point.

and/or ugly. see post #98.

[obsolete]

You want ugly strippers you need to go to Chapter 2's in Albuquerque NM. Sweet mother of baby Jesus that place was brutal!