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    Funny vid about some track day attendees

    This video is referring to automobile track days but it is not a big stretch to convert all the automobile terms to motorcycles. Hopefully you all find it as funny as I did when a coworker pointed me to the link.



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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    That is how I drive...Flat Out!

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    Make no mistake, these types exist!

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    great video

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    That settles it... I need to be moved to advanced at the next track day... Bergs I need you to move me to the faster run group so I can ride flat out.....

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    I'm registering for all my trackdays as Kurlon and Predius from now on. Double track time for the win!

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    that one was good but this one is motorcycle specific YouTube- Motorcycle Track Guy Advice

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    Lol, This one puts it back on the instructor. That is pretty much the way Loudon was when I started racing.

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    Quote Originally Posted by PainfullySlow View Post
    That is how I drive...Flat Out!
    That's the line!!

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    "I'm operating on a much higher level than all of these people here"

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    Every time I see something like this, I get nervous that I am one of those people.

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    Quote Originally Posted by CBR929RE View Post
    that one was good but this one is motorcycle specific
    I'm pretty sure that was the conversation the day I met Degsy.

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    I was gonna say was someone recording my first conversation with jim?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    I'm pretty sure that was the conversation the day I met Degsy.

    HA ha ha ha...and I thought I saw and heard some oreo in there!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    HA ha ha ha...and I thought I saw and heard some oreo in there!!
    Yeah, I love showing people my balls.

    Quote Originally Posted by Degsy View Post
    I was gonna say was someone recording my first conversation with jim?
    He showed you his balls, too? What a slut.

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    Years ago at a COM SSC time trial practice, a friend of mine in another Scirocco hit a 911 Turbo from behind. Fair amount of damage to the Porsche. Both were black flagged.

    The Stewards eventually held the Scirocco driver blameless, reasoning that a guy driving a 78hp car could not be reasonably expected to avoid a 250hp car who was braking a good 100 yards before the braking zone.

    The guy in the Porsche was OK with this until he got back to the pits and his gf. Then he went after the guy with a bmf wrench. He neglected the math: 6 Scirocco drivers, 1 him.

    The stewards saw this also. He was blacklisted in the NE Council.

    Because of the element of physical danger, I've not seen anything like this at MOTO days. Plus Porsche doesn't make motorcycles.

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post

    Because of the element of physical danger, I've not seen anything like this at MOTO days. Plus Porsche doesn't make motorcycles.
    well apparently if you hang around Degsy in the pits long enough you'll hear this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PainfullySlow View Post
    That is how I drive...Flat Out!
    EVERYWHERE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    reasoning that a guy driving a 78hp car could not be reasonably expected to avoid a 250hp car who was braking a good 100 yards before the braking zone.
    My 51 horsepower motard can brake later than a 110 horsepower 600. and probably a 180 horsepower BMW s1000, but I havent had the pleasure to try that.

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    A real racer does not need to pull out his balls to show people how big they are, Pete.

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    Re: Funny vid about some track day attendees

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    Years ago at a COM SSC time trial practice, a friend of mine in another Scirocco hit a 911 Turbo from behind. Fair amount of damage to the Porsche. Both were black flagged.

    The Stewards eventually held the Scirocco driver blameless, reasoning that a guy driving a 78hp car could not be reasonably expected to avoid a 250hp car who was braking a good 100 yards before the braking zone.

    The guy in the Porsche was OK with this until he got back to the pits and his gf. Then he went after the guy with a bmf wrench. He neglected the math: 6 Scirocco drivers, 1 him.

    The stewards saw this also. He was blacklisted in the NE Council.

    Because of the element of physical danger, I've not seen anything like this at MOTO days. Plus Porsche doesn't make motorcycles.
    Make all the jokes you want about BMW drivers and porcupines, but examples like this are why you won't see me do DE's with the PCA guys. They take the meaning of pompous to a whole new level.

    Every school I've ever done has someone like the video in some way, but generally the more the car is worth on the street, the more an asshole you're likely to be. Generally speaking of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by e30addict View Post
    Make all the jokes you want about BMW drivers and porcupines, but examples like this are why you won't see me do DE's with the PCA guys. They take the meaning of pompous to a whole new level.
    Just about any marque club will let others run. Lots of people join BMWCCA to run their events.

    To run a PCA autox, I had to email the registrar to prove appropriate experience to run the same courses everyone else runs at Devens. I sent him a YouTube video.

    That said, I know quite a few very dedicated, enthusiastic and humble Porsche owners. And have met some very shall we say "confident" sport bike owners with a 2" wide chicken strip....

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    This video makes me laugh every time. There is one for the iphone too.
    Search iPhone vs evo on youtube.

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    This video makes me laugh every time. There is one for the iphone too.
    Search iPhone vs evo on youtube.
    I don't care.

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    This video makes me laugh every time. There is one for the iphone too.
    Search iPhone vs evo on youtube.
    I don't care.
    FU pete, and your little tuono too!...






    seriously id tap the tuono

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