VIR Quotes

[HBerry]

We heard and said a lot of stupid shit this weekend so let's make a list:

"How close you gettinn to dem gatorr strips when yer in tha oak tree turrrrn?"

"Wait, what was yer orderrrrr again?"

"I tell you whhat man"

"What are the three things you need to rememberrr?"

[HBerry]

Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties bitch

Ohhhh the milks gone bad...the milks gone bad bitch

[OreoGaborio]

"That's cuz Chad won't let me titty fuck him"

[Honclfibr]

(Shown on GPS Directions) -> "Stay straight on route 58"

"The computer's telling you not to turn gay"

[Honclfibr]

(Waitress, after seeing a picture of pete's peter) -> "Well, I guess that was my tip, hmm?"

"Yeah she thought that was the tip, too bad it was actually the whole thing"

[Honclfibr]

"What are you doing?"

"Your mom's house"

"You're doing my mom's house?"

"....You heard me!"

[Honclfibr]

"Ya'lls don't got no snowmobiles?"

[daviid]

some guy: are them bikes fast?
me: not at all
some guy: you gots to be shittin me
me: they are just ex500's

same guy: so do you guys were snow suits on them things?

[daviid]

pete: were gonna do something about your emo hair this trip mike

[HBerry]

Dave your sister is so hot why the fuck didn't you tell me she slept here last night?

[HBerry]

"Thatll do pig, thatll do"

It's donkey not pig you retards

Well it was originally pig

[Awesome]

Originally posted by Honclfibr
(Shown on GPS Directions) -> "Stay straight on route 58"

"The computer's telling you not to turn gay"

HA!

[HBerry]

Dude we need to be on 29

What does that sign say right there, THIS IS FUCKING 29

Well were not on the right 29 then

What road do we have to go to?

64

WHAT DOES THAT FUCKING SIGN SAY? 29 TO 64! Your GPS blows.

[OreoGaborio]

Originally posted by HBerry
"Thatll do pig, thatll do"

It's donkey not pig you retards

Well it was originally pig

IT WAS originally pig!!! Didn't you ever see Babe?

[HBerry]

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
IT WAS originally pig!!! Didn't you ever see Babe?

Right but when you say it in an Ogre voice, you can't say pig!!!!

[OreoGaborio]

THE GUY WAS ENGLISH!!! HE HAD THE SAME ACCENT AS SHREK!!!

[daviid]

after seeing a trucker wearing very short shorts.
"Who wears short shorts, he wears short shorts"

after darrell waking me up because he couldnt get the lights in my truck to shut off and i go outside in my boxers
"Who wears short shorts, david wears short shorts"

[Honclfibr]

I forgot about the trucker! Dude was some kind of daisy-duke wearing motherfucker!

[daviid]

Me: Where do you guys want to eat. There is seafood right here, pizza here, tai kwon doe over there, and food lion to the right

[OreoGaborio]

it's that new fangled Thai food... but w/o the H

[a13x]

HA!

I was just watching the Red Sox Report and Jonathan Papelbon said..

"He's got ice in his veins I'll teelll you what"

I starting dying.

[OreoGaborio]

hahahahahahaha, nice dude