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BIG PROBLEMS!

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    IWOK Prez. bigred875's Avatar
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    I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but
    she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a
    car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at
    all?

    I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was.
    This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched
    the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming
    that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my girlfriend. I think
    deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
    she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
    decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at
    that moment, crouching behind my bike that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and valve cover.

    So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a shop?

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    Littering and........
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    Tie her to the bike and send it off a cliff. Collect insurance money and get new girlfriend.

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    LIAR! You have an I4, there's no rear head

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    Had me right til the end!

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    BIG PROBLEMS!

    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    LIAR! You have an I4, there's no rear head
    WOW, nice catch!





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    BIG PROBLEMS!

    old joke, still funny.

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    I can fix it for you. haha...

    same oil leak spot kawasucki motor. tighten it down. you can do it.

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    is it a joke? ok i'll laugh. haha... bastard.

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    wow, That is Hilarious!

    For those that do have concerns about your missy, seriously consider slipping some of these in her panty drawer.

    http://www.forgetmenotpanties.com

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    Hungry like a wolf... MissTwisties's Avatar
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    Originally posted by NinjaSwan
    wow, That is Hilarious!

    For those that do have concerns about your missy, seriously consider slipping some of these in her panty drawer.

    http://www.forgetmenotpanties.com
    I don't believe that for one second. First of all, let me tell you that a regular watch battery would almost immediatly "felt" thru the fabric. Also, how the hell are you suppose to wash those without damaging it, electronic equipment don't mix with water.

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    BIG PROBLEMS!

    Also, I believe you are married, correct? Another dead giveaway.

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    Originally posted by rebelpacket
    Also, I believe you are married, correct? Another dead giveaway.
    yeah I am married. But I buy my own panties!! LOL

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    It's a hoax like BigRed's cheating wife.

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    Re: BIG PROBLEMS!

    Originally posted by bigred875
    snip
    roflmao

    oil leaks bad um-k.....

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    i wonder if there is panties like that for the bike so i'll know when it gets stolen and track it.

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    Originally posted by Kham
    i wonder if there is panties like that for the bike so i'll know when it gets stolen and track it.
    that would look great! Bike Panties.

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    Originally posted by Kham
    i wonder if there is panties like that for the bike so i'll know when it gets stolen and track it.
    get lojack

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    Originally posted by NinjaSwan
    that would look great! Bike Panties.
    You'd wear these with the vests we're getting, right?

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