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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Is a bike signed by Britney worth MORE money, or LESS???

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...489854049&rd=1


    P.S. - If it had some of Britney's "snail tracks" on the seat, I'd think about it.....

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    excellent condition??? Isn't that rash I see just beside where supposibly Brtiney signed her name??

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Probably legit actually. I think the stuff you see is the usual goop that new bikes are covered with when they are shipped.

    I used to live very close to Sherman Oaks and you see celebrities every day. I saw Pam Anderson and whatsisname her ex husband a few times times around there. I saw Heather Locklear twice in the Sherman Oaks Mall, just doing her grocery shopping. I used to organise the sportsbike ride-outs from the HRC dealer in Thousand Oaks (just up the 101 from Sherman Oaks) and there were always celebs on those rides (Arnie, Sly Stallone, Jay Leno, Nic Cage I can remember). Celebrities are always signing bikes around that area. We were on a ride to Santa Barbara one night via Ventura Highway and I was listening to Ventura Highway on my cd walkman (just because I thought it would be cool to listen to it while on the same road). We stopped at a rest stop and I started chatting with one dude who was on a Honda Shadow Ace. He turned out to be the drummer from "America". Strange coincidence. Forgot his name though.

    All you have to do to find celebrities on bikes is ride to the Rockstore off Mullholland Drive on any weekend morning and then ride over to Malibu through the canyons and you'll see them everywhere. They are always on a new bike all the time too, rich bastards. You always see the new, unannounced bikes around this time of year also as the journalists are out testing them and they always bring them to the Rock Store to show them off. I saw an RC51 in October 1999, 7 months before they were available to the public.

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    Nobody answered my question....

    Yes, but...


    WHO THE FUCK CARES IF A BIKE HAS BEEN SIGNED BY BRITNEY SPEARS????

    I can see getting a bit excited about a bike signed by Hayden, Xaus, Rentzell, Yates, etc.....

    But Britney Spears? For Christ's sake, I wouldn't admit to riding a bike signed by Britney. If you GAVE me that bike, the first thing I would do is get out some Windex and remove that goofy whore's signature.

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    Re: Nobody answered my question....

    Originally posted by highsider
    Yes, but...


    WHO THE FUCK CARES IF A BIKE HAS BEEN SIGNED BY BRITNEY SPEARS????

    I can see getting a bit excited about a bike signed by Hayden, Xaus, Rentzell, Yates, etc.....

    But Britney Spears? For Christ's sake, I wouldn't admit to riding a bike signed by Britney. If you GAVE me that bike, the first thing I would do is get out some Windex and remove that goofy whore's signature.
    Yeah, but what about Paris Hilton???

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    Originally posted by Mystery Squid
    YOU rode with music?

    damn squids

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    Re: Re: Nobody answered my question....

    Originally posted by Degsy
    Yeah, but what about Paris Hilton???

    derek
    I don't know...you got me there.....

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    I'd be more impressed if it was signed AND Britney sat on the seat without panties on and rubbed a bit back and forth!


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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    I'd be more impressed if it was signed AND Britney sat on the seat without panties on and rubbed a bit back and forth!

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    Paris Hilton....caca.....

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Not my problem if you have low standards!

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Originally posted by MissTwisties
    Not my problem if you have low standards!
    HEY, DAMMIT!!!

    PARIS HILTON IS HOT!!! You leave her alone. She may be incredibly retarded, and good for absolutely nothing other than irritating suckers who actually work for a living, but she's hot. And she has a SWEET sex tape on the internet, which makes her even more fabulous.

    DAMN YOU>


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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Hah, Paris Hilton is NOT hot. NOT HOT! Which isn't to say I wouldn't drop some swimmers off in her pool... but thats another story!

    Oh well, no accounting for taste

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    Re: Re: Nobody answered my question....

    Originally posted by Degsy
    Yeah, but what about Paris Hilton???

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    I'd fuck her too!

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    skin and bones, that's what she is. And that face....I like the look of a pepsi PLASTIC bottle more. Britney at least has some curves and a guy can grab something and hold on to it!!

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Originally posted by MissTwisties
    skin and bones, that's what she is. And that face....I like the look of a pepsi PLASTIC bottle more. Britney at least has some curves and a guy can grab something and hold on to it!!
    Its denial. You just want a litlle


    LOL......

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    No denial here my friend! I have no problem of saying girls like Britt, Jessica Simpson (hotness!!!) and so on are beautiful girls. But they have a sexy, "real girl" look. Paris just seems like she's been "fabricated" out of a barbie mold. Yachhh....

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    Apparently

    Apparently you have not seen "One Night in Paris"(The title says it all)...but she is GREAT b/c she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!...good girl!

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    Does anybody know what one of these bikes goes for normally? I am curious to see if that goofy whore's autograph makes this thing do more money....

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    Re: Apparently

    Originally posted by Kangastyle
    Apparently you have not seen "One Night in Paris"(The title says it all)...but she is GREAT b/c she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!...good girl!
    ...but can she suck start a Harley with a fouled plug?

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    Re: Re: Apparently

    Originally posted by gmdboston
    ...but can she suck start a Harley with a fouled plug?




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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Originally posted by highsider
    Does anybody know what one of these bikes goes for normally? I am curious to see if that goofy whore's autograph makes this thing do more money....
    15k MSRP if i'm not mistaken... if i was in the market for one i'd buy it for 12 & buff out the sig

    then i'd call britney up, tell her i bought a bike she signed but buffed it out.... and ask her if she wanted to sign my wang w/ lipstick instead

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    Re: Re: Apparently

    Originally posted by gmdboston
    ...but can she suck start a Harley with a fouled plug?
    Now you're asking the impossible. Harley's rarely start.

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    15k MSRP if i'm not mistaken... if i was in the market for one i'd buy it for 12 & buff out the sig

    then i'd call britney up, tell her i bought a bike she signed but buffed it out.... and ask her if she wanted to sign my wang w/ lipstick instead
    A brand new 749 BIP actually sells for $13,495 MSRP, but you could pick one up easily for around $12,900.

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    Bike signed by Britney Spears....

    wowa...Britt has her own "parfum" now.....it's called "curious". hahaha.

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