Originally Posted by
OreoGitorio
Ken: Excuse me, Mr. Sinclair. Is there something wrong?
Degsy: Yes Sir, the data on the ZX14 is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Mr. Sinclair?
Degsy: Well, I just happened to see a ZX14 do a...
Paul: We!
Degsy: Uh, sorry Paul. WE happened to see a ZX14 do a 4G negative dive.
Ken: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Degsy: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Ken: So Mr. Sinclair, where exactly were you?
Degsy: Well, we...
Paul: Thank you.
Degsy: Started up on his 6, when he pulled over turn 5, and then I moved in in front of him.
Ken: Well, if you were directly in front of him, how could you see him?
Degsy: Because I was inverted.
Graham: [coughs] Bullshit.
Paul: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
Ken: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a Red Group Trackday attendee on a ZX14?
Degsy: Yes Sir.
Ken: At what range?
Degsy: Um, about 2 meters.
Paul: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Degsy: Was a nice picture.
Paul: Thanks.
Ken: Uh Mr. Sinclair, what were you doing there?
Paul: Communicating.
Degsy: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird.
Paul: [Ken looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
[gestures apprpriately]
Ken: Yes, I know the finger, Paul.
Paul: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.