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Why are cagers so STUPID??

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    Why are cagers so STUPID??


    I was on the way to work on the bike this morning and some lady in a white geo metro tried to merge onto me, you know not in front or behind but directly into me. So I honked the horn to let her know that I was there, so instead to swerving back into the lane she was coming from, the stupid ass just decides that she was gonna keep coming, so I blew the horn again and she then decided to keep coming but slowly. I am thinking we buy a NESR piece of shit, hooptie and just follow the bikes around, and when someone does something stupid like this we just plow into them with the official NESR hooptie!!!! (I will drive!!!!)

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    Why are cagers so STUPID??

    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    some chick in a minivan (figures right)



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    Why are cagers so STUPID??

    A similar story:

    When I was 18 and invincible, I had a similar incident. I was I-90 just outside of Albany, NY, coming home from college. There was VERY light traffic, as we all merged into one lane due to some construction.

    Some asshole in a minivan (a Chevy Astro, actually) decides to merge while my front wheel is even with his rear. Ever the thinker, I downshifted and pulled up next to the drivers window and blared my horn. The asshole wouldn't even look - he knew I was there, but just assumed he could push me out of the way.

    So I took my Kevlar gloved right hand, and bashed his window as hard as I could. Shocked, he nailed his brake as hard as he could, ripped the wheel to the right, knocking over about 17 cones in the process.

    I'll bet he was a bit more respectful of motorcycles in the future. I'm not saying that it was the smartest thing I ever did, but I do hope I taught that fuck some manners.

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    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    OOOOH, you don't know the half of it..... The one and ONLY time (knock on wood) I've ever almost been killed on my bike is when some chick in a minivan abruptly crossed 3 lanes of traffic because she was afraid to miss her exit. My front wheel locked up for a second inches from her rear bumper as she moved across.

    And these are only 2 of the numerous "chick in minivan" incidents I've come across. I assume everyone is out to get me on the highways anyway, but I "notice" minivans MORE.
    Hey genius - Jaynnus is a "minivan driving chick."

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    Why are cagers so STUPID??

    Originally posted by highsider
    Hey genius - Jaynnus is a "minivan driving chick."
    Who also happens to be a biker friendly driver!!

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    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    Noooo, REALLY?

    'nother one of highsider's piercing glimpses into the obvious....
    Ah, I should have guessed - your total lack of tact was perpetrated ON PURPOSE.

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    Re: Why are cagers so STUPID??

    Originally posted by jesse_k
    I was on the way to work on the bike this mornin
    i hate you for that statement alone

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    You cut me deep shrek

    Why is your bike away for the winter? Mine would have been but my brother convinced me to keep it out until thanksgiving....it is chilly but still rideable.

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    Re: You cut me deep shrek

    Originally posted by jesse_k
    Why is your bike away for the winter? Mine would have been but my brother convinced me to keep it out until thanksgiving....it is chilly but still rideable.
    hmmm.... been to VT recently???? It's fukkin cold as hell. That and after 2 snow storms I put it away. I can't store it at my place so I am at the mercy of others. I could go to highsiders and get it outta hawk but I don't have the time to ride and when it's warm it's raining and when it's cold it be snowin.

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    Why are cagers so STUPID??

    uhg... this is why i don't talk much about my "you stupid mother fucker, you can't drive for shit" stories cuz everyone has em & everyone wants to vent.... but what's wrong w/ venting?

    that said, lately i've been stuck behind an ASSLOAD of slow drivers in the far left lane... recently i've been staying behind them & just blinding them w/ my highbeams & laying on the horn, but these fuckers decide that they're not doing anything wrong, and REPOSITION THEIR REARVIEW MIRROR so they CAN'T SEE ME.... yeah, that's fucking smart.... i suppose you can't blame someone when they truely have NO FUCKING CLUE what they're doing wrong best part is when they flip ME off... yeah, cuz i'm the one breaking the law & holding up traffic

    oh, and i also got ran off the highway while i was on my bike by a fucking big-rig... thing started merging into my lane (far RIGHT lane, as opposed to the left) i laid on the horn, downshifted & booted up in front of him, but had to go over the fucking rumble strip to squeak by... oh, and there was a fucking state trooper that saw the whole thing & didn't do SHIT.... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????

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