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    04 Ninja ZX-6R NinjaSwan's Avatar
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    "Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them"

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    i shouldn't have ate chilli for lunch.

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    before i stage, how long did you say to burn out for?

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    ~ Life passes most people by while they're busy making grand plans for it.~

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    I thought that flaming asshole, Chris Sedition, said he'd never ride a Kawi

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    I just can't put my finger on it - it feels like it's running a little rich...

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    SSearchVT

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    someone please take this bike from me and kick my ass for i am a fucking douch bag.

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    Someone pass me the Tinactin and the Preperation H!

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    Seriously you guys! If I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON TALK ABOUT A SATELLITE DISH COMING IN OR GOING OUT OF MY ASS I'M GONNA GET PISSED.

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    this heated seat works really well

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    When I start my KTM in the morning, rules are broken. Its inevitable...
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    Originally posted by OreoGitorio
    I thought that flaming asshole, Chris Sedition, said he'd never ride a Kawi
    I call WINNER!

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    Brent LRRS #772
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    My bikes time jump, not run right. Will this hurt it?

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    Originally posted by R7
    My bikes time jump, not run right. Will this hurt it?

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    HAHAHAHA!!!!

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    One of the former LRRS #13's

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    "Hey Guys Watch this"

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    <div style="width:160px;border:1px solid #036;padding:5px;text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.myyearbook.com/?me=AzUFa1czXWRWZgJnADkCPA==" target="_blank"><img src="http://assets.myyearbook.com/logo_blue_blog.gif" width="146" height="38" style="border-width:0px"></a><br><a href="http://www.myyearbook.com/?me=AzUFa1czXWRWZgJnADkCPA==" target="_blank" style="color:#036;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:15px;font-weight:bold;">Sign My Yearbook!</a></div

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    Originally posted by R7
    My bikes time jump, not run right. Will this hurt it?

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    Marks get my Vote! Thats fucking priceless right there!

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    "here, hold my beer"

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    FOR SALE: 2006 ZX-14. this bike is HOT!!!

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    When I start my KTM in the morning, rules are broken. Its inevitable...
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    Originally posted by R7
    My bikes time jump, not run right. Will this hurt it?

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    He's got my vote too. I almost fell outa my chair laughing.

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    " well my tire pressure was low and we didn't have any compressed air in the truck but we did have oxyacetelyne ................"

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    12 Vstrom 1000
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    Originally posted by theothersean
    " well my tire pressure was low and we didn't have any compressed air in the truck but we did have oxyacetelyne ................"
    Or misstwisted walked behind the bike and busted ass

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    Yamaha

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    Re: Caption Contest 2

    Originally posted by NinjaSwan
    Smokey the Tire says:"Only you can prevent high ET's!"

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    Whoops...could've swarn that was just a fart.

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    Opps I think I sharted.

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    God damn Flux CAPACITOR......

    Doc, I have 1.3 giggawatts coming out my ass, help...

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    All I want for Christmas is another rear tire.....



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    "I knew I should've put comprehensive on this year's policy"

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    "Great!!! This bike is absolutely Fantazztico!!"

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