Hell I will even be his "first time track rider sponsor".
Friggin Tool. I can't wait to hear his reply.
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Hell I will even be his "first time track rider sponsor".
Friggin Tool. I can't wait to hear his reply.
Id be interested in seeing how big his chickenstrips are
Yeah have him post a pic of his rear tire. :D
oh ya - and my myspace says I'm a single 25 year old philanthropist / former porn star.
(sshhh- I'm actually 26......and still perform in porn:naughty:naughty)
He replied, finally.
Him:
"Hmm interesting,
how about a race from Hartford to Springfield for a $1000. We don't do track days, too much work getting the bikes there, taping everything up, removing mirrors, changing coolant and being inspected..."no thanks."
Much faster just getting it on in the here and now, the highway is our track...;)
Also we must agree on all stock or modified (power commanders, full exhaust or slip ons, velocity stacks, NOS etc.
Let the race begin...:) "
My reply:
"Pussy...the track has too many technical curves for you guys. Highway speed run from Hartford to Springfield? That's pretty much a straight line, anyone can do this. You would get eaten alive at the track my friend, you'd probably crash and wreck that purty R1, too. Silly."
Now I don't expect for anyone to take him up on this offer. $1000 is a lot of loot, he probably put that high amount thinking no one would want to dish out that kind of money, so he's pretty safe. That and I'd hate to hear something awful happened to one of our guys. But I bet some of you in here could put him to shame... *sigh*
Yah, a lot of work for a track day. Like, 1/2 hour tops? A straight line is what seperates those who can ride versus who cant, everyone knows that.
I offer to do the prep work the for these guys free of charge.
A thousand bux, eh? :naughty...:teehee:
Tempting...
How about 1000 and pinks and I'll do this tomorrow...:hellyeah:
Tell DB it's all about the rider not the mods.....durr...:mope:Quote:
Originally Posted by Douche
EDIT: Are we still inviting them here?:dunno: A poll perhaps?
wow i wouldnt want to ride with people like that, thats just plain stupid....and thats why they make track days.
Hell, Id prep his bike for him at the track if he's that lazy. If we actually are serious about this though, it would prob be a good idea to get the track day organizers unofficial permission. :dunno
Anyway, Id love to see him get smoked on the track by some real elite riders...on a bike with less than half the power! :lmao
Edit: just notcied your post bergs...so thats 2 people to prep already lol
To be honest, I dont think Id even want to be anywhere NEAR the track if these douches actually showed up for a day. Its fun to joke about, but if these elite riders actually got on the track Im sure they'd cause more accidents and injuries than anything trying to prove how manly they are.
Him:
That's what I thought, it seems like a straight line until you have to negotiate traffic at speed and try taking the bend at 150+ while negotiating your way through that traffic.
Like I said, our riding styles are different. You can take refuge at the track, while we do the highways and bi-ways.
I'm still looking forward to meeting you (your group) one day, hopefully sometime this riding season...:)
Ride your ride and stay safe...Ben
haha. absolutely stealing this from ya :beerbang:
i think ive actually heard of these fools before. I have some friends that live in Hartford who've mentioned them around. They're a group, as im sure you all know, think hp numbers and bling are what its all about. NOS, Chrome, Spikey bar ends and plastic screws... you know
Ehh its not even worth it. And I dont care what you're riding, nobody is weaving through traffic at 150+ on the bend and still alive. One I doubt even an R1 could carry that much speed while turning, and two Im not sure a street tire would still stick, but I could be wrong :dunno: :mope:
So, what's the name of his posse? The "Douche Clowns"?
I think it'd be fun to see these guys at the track getting handled.
I already have side bets lined up if this ever comes to fruition.
Bets such as
"Laps till first douche crash"
"Laps till second douche crash"
"Laps till amulance ride"
"# of Bikes passed"
"# of bikes that passed douche (with double or nothing on a 500 or smaller passing)"
hamma- Me and you, track day prep duty!:beerbang:
:idea:
Upon thinking about it more, I'd safely say there prolly isn't too much for gear on these guys......being so elite and all...:rolleyes:
wtf does Fearless Jokers mean? sounds like engrish.
...looks to me like someone cast some forum sucker bait and, whadda you know, he's got a whole school nibbling at the hook...
he's an asshole...don't give him one more nanosecond of attention...
in fact...as interesting and entertaining as this is...I'd delete the whole freekin' thread.
The reason Jerry Springer is still in TV is because idiots watch him...
...we're not idiots...STOP!
"Fearless Jokers"
:lol: