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the s1000rr is so fast that it's the only bike who's lap times are expressed with a negative number
when you do a valve adjustment on a s1000rr, the valves automatically get adjusted on any other bikes in the vicinity
actually, the valves on the s1000rr never go out of spec, the specs get rewritten based on its valve clearance
normal dino oil automatically becomes synthetic when used in an s1000rr. also its becomes fat free and tastes great over a salad.
the 1000 in the s1000rr name actually denotes the bike's trap speed in miles per hour during 1/4 mile runs, i mean 1/8 mile runs
the s1000rr is the only bike that backs it in with the front wheel
the s1000rr doesnt pose at starbucks, starbucks poses next to it
the s1000rr uses an rsv4 as a pitbike
you will never find a printout of a dyno sheet on an s1000rr because they havent made a sheet of paper big enough for it
the s1000rr is the only bike that can indicate a left turn and a right turn at the same time and then follow through
if you put an s1000rr sticker on your toyota, toyota wont recall it because its already awesome
the s1000rr is so awesome it collected jay leno
the s1000rr can not only do a 12 oclock wheelie, but it can do the noon and midnight versions
the BMW s1000r has four modes...rain, awesome, awesomer, and chuck norris
The S1000rr is so rad it will turn your Areosticth into Jeans and tshirt. And vice versa.
the S1000RR is so awesome that Aprilia recalled all RSV4s to put S1000RR engines in them
when an s1000rr does a burnout, it actually spins the earth under its rear wheel and stops the earth's rotation with the front wheel all at the same time!
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Originally Posted by Honclfibr
