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me - "dude... that is an absolutely gorgeous bike"
him - "thanks, bro"
"how long ya been riding?"
"two months"
"................................. oh wow..................... congrats"
"thanks"
*stood there... looked at the bike... walked away
he's the proud owner of a BRAND SPANKIN NEW (two month old, obvoiusly) GORGEOUS black 999 Testastretta... Biposto of course, so he can take the bitchiz for a ride.
... more power to him.