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...I'm sorry that I made safe but illegal passes on all 57 of you as I made my way back to Nashua. Problem is, you all drive at 40mph in the 40mph zones but then you decide to do 38 mph even tho the speed limit says 50. In my book, that's just asking to be passed.
Please don't be upset tho, cagers. I'm sure you noticed that I used my turn signals as well as left enough room for all of you to clearly see what my intentions were. Yes, the wheelies weren't totally necessary after I made those passes but I'm trying to win a championship out there and style points are worth double during the weekdays.
In the future, don't be afraid to travel at or above the posted speed limit. Your cage willl safely do 10-over everywhere.....I promise.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter.
Your friend,
-bergs