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Another fun day on two wheels.....

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    Tie me up not down Jaynnus's Avatar
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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    The young girl living in my in-law apartment decides to buy a bike....finds an '03 EX250 in Bristol RI for short money with only 112 miles on it.

    So the sap that I am, I decide I will go get if for her and ride it home cause I am too lazy to get the trailer, blah blah blah...

    Bristol is about 30 miles from home, this should be a fun ride home, toying with at 2fiddy.

    We get there, I talk to the guy, who knows nothing of sportbikes but bought the bike 3 years ago for his wife and after 2 or 3 jaunts decides she is too scared and there it sits for the next 3 years till she decides to sell it.

    I attach (illegal) plates, they exchange money and papers, I turn to the girl and say, I have no phone, no money and no license. Make sure you follow me home, I will most likely need fuel. OK she says then decides that she will lead our way out of this neighborhood since she is familiar....

    We get about half a mile, at a stop light, and it dies while idling. I look up, there she goes, on the fuauking phone with the music going, going, gone. So I turn up the idle, get the bike started and off I go again, she must be up ahead waiting on me right? Wrong. Now it has started to rain, well, maybe we should say downpour......

    The short of it is, I got stuck 3 more times and was outside for 3 hours till I finally got to a D&D and the nice coffee biatch let me use her cell phone to call home and find out she is sitting on the couch watching TV! I had to tell her to get her ass all the way back to RI to give me money for gas since I rev'd the piss outa it up Rte 6 just to make it to civilization and now I was out of fuel.

    The bike had the original gas from when it was prepped at the dealer, obviously needed a carb cleaning and I was riding in the rain with 10 psi in each tire!

    The moral of the story, fuck girls who want to ride bikes, if you can't do it yourself, don't ask me for any favors.

    The sucka that I am, cleaned her carbs, and the fuel tank, changed the muck she called oil and shaved the seat.

    I hope she rides that thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
    she rides like the wind
    & smells good too.
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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Pardon my saying so, but she sounds like a complete asshole.

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    did she say thank you?

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Do the right thing. Sell that bike out from under her.

    Freakin' skirts.

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Sorry Jane.

    but back on topic.

    Where are the pics of you all wet?

    and is this chick hot?

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    kick the biatch out!

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvDog View Post
    Sorry Jane.

    but back on topic.

    Where are the pics of you all wet?
    You mean wet with steam coming out my ears and flames from my eyes? That was NOT a pretty picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
    she rides like the wind
    & smells good too.
    PKism: you don't count, you're just a guy with indoor plumbing

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    shoulda taken the trailer


    ...i bet she had no idea why you were upset either

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    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred875 View Post
    ...i bet she had no idea why you were upset either

    Why does it seems like I run into more and more people like this girl?

    All consumed with themselves and no respect for other people.

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    seems to be the thing to do these day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    From my experience, its the natural red heads (aka gingers) that have no soul--- I mean are crazy.

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    But is she hot?

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    sounds like she owes you

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvDog View Post
    Why does it seems like I run into more and more people like this girl?

    All consumed with themselves and no respect for other people.
    I have the solution .....








































    Introduce her to KHAM!

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    WOW!!!


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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Post pics of her and answer the question. IS SHE HOT!!!

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    "see you next tuesday"

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    I should have known better

    10 psi front and back
    stuck for 3 hours
    no money, no phone, no license
    in the pouring rain
    wrenching....

    and all you wanna know is if she is HOTT!!!!!!

    Fuckers!















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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
    she rides like the wind
    & smells good too.
    PKism: you don't count, you're just a guy with indoor plumbing

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    Tie me up not down Jaynnus's Avatar
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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Well, she is cute now.....

    but went for her first ride, wobbly at best in a t-shirt! I gave her hell but was told, yeah but I am hot. I used the ol' addage "sweat washes off but road rash don't" but it landed on deaf ears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
    she rides like the wind
    & smells good too.
    PKism: you don't count, you're just a guy with indoor plumbing

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    I should have known better

    10 psi front and back
    stuck for 3 hours
    no money, no phone, no license
    in the pouring rain
    wrenching....

    and all you wanna know is if she is HOTT!!!!!!

    Fuckers!

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    Uhhh.... some of wanted to see rain soaked pics of you.... HELLO!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Snake View Post
    Uhhh.... some of wanted to see rain soaked pics of you.... HELLO!!!!
    In a tshirt ... please!

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    The moral of the story, fuck girls who want to ride bikes
    ok...works for me

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    I don't think the important question is whether or not she is hot. The real question is, is she hot AND a slampig?

    sounds like you did a good deed for someone unappreciative. Make her appreciate you on all fours!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zolden View Post
    sounds like you did a good deed for someone unappreciative. Make her appreciate you on all fours!
    yeah, Jane.... do her w/ a strapon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    I should have known better

    10 psi front and back
    stuck for 3 hours
    no money, no phone, no license
    in the pouring rain
    wrenching....

    and all you wanna know is if she is HOTT!!!!!!

    Fuckers!















    :
    Well...IS SHE???

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    Another fun day on two wheels.....

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    yeah, Jane.... do her w/ a strapon
    i was wondering when someone would point out that jane is female...so comments such as "" dont really apply

    but really, is she hot, and where are the wet pics?:


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