Fun at the gas pump!

[GrooveMonkey]

So I pull into my local gas station this afternoon and all five pumps are being used. So I pull up behind a car and wait my turn. As soon as the car pulls away, I roll up to the pump and almost get hit by some douche nozzle with out of state plates. He was trying to pull into the pump from the other side. The conversation went like so:

Him - Hey man what the F&^%!!!

Me - I'm wearing body armor and a helmet, wanna go!!!

Guy at the pump next to me - LMAO!!! ;D

Him - F&^% you man!!! (and he backed up)

I'm going to start carrying pepper spray or somthing... :

[SVRACER01]

after some old guy ran a red light yesterday and almost hit me we both ended up at home depot. he walks by me without a word.....

me- no apology or anything huh?
og- for what?
me-ummm you ran a red light and almost killed me
og-you were speeding (i wasnt )
me- that doesnt give you the right to run a red light
og- i stopped
me-no you didnt... you didnt even look
og throws hand in the air

as i walk in the door with him behind me he says...
og- youre not a very nice person
this is where things get fuzzy as i turn green and all my clothes tear but it went something along the lines of FUCK YOU YOU OLD PEICE OF SHIT!! IM NOT GONNA BE NICE TO SOMEONE WHO ALMOST JUST KILLED ME AND HOLDS NO RESPONIBILITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS !!! OPEN YOU FUCKING EYES AND LOOK NEXT TIME!!! RED MEANS STOP!!!

all while nose to nose with some 65+ YO man yelling rather loudly inside HD as i can hear my words echoing through the store. after a minute or so of my ranting and an asute FUCK YOU! i turned around to see about 30 employees and customers stopped dead in their tracks staring at me

i dont really have an anger mngmnt issue.... all he had to do was give a "sorry.. i didnt see you" and that would have been it. maybe i would have said politly "its ok... just look next time"

oh well.... hes old and will forget all about it in a day or 2 and probably try to kill me again

[beet]

So I may have kept my mouth shut ..
Cause once I start It's like all I see is red ...
high blood prs.

[OreoGaborio]

i flipped someone off one time for going too fast... luckilly they were going the other way on a devided highway.

[SVRACER01]

hey pete... fuck you

[OreoGaborio]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!

[SVRACER01]

[13]

I flipped some off for going too slow at the track once. Then Chad did too. Good times.

[dhuze]

3 weeks ago In Woonsocket R.I.

Cop directing traffic for a motorcycle ride steps out into the road and stops a car.

Cop: Pointing back to a motorcycle-- You see that motorcycle?

Driver: What?

Cop: YOU SEE THAT MOTORCYCLE!

Driver: Yes.

Cop: NO YOU DIDN"T YOU ALMOST HIT HIM.

Driver: Oh.

Cop: Get out and apologize.

Driver: gets out and apologizes

Cop: You had better pay attention from now on. If I ever see you do that again I will make your life hell now get out of here.

[beet]

I stopped for a six pack , & it was raining like a f***.I parked in the fire lane .
& A bike cop was giving me a ticket . You should of seen the look he gave me . when I told him it was raining ....
Got the ticket .

[JeffL]

Luckily I've never been to the point where you can feel the pulse in your neck and your blood starts boiling. Hopefully if I get to that point on the road, on the bike, I have the sense to pull over.

[tonyd]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
after some old guy ran a red light yesterday and almost hit me we both ended up at home depot. he walks by me without a word.....

me- no apology or anything huh?
og- for what?
me-ummm you ran a red light and almost killed me
og-you were speeding (i wasnt )
me- that doesnt give you the right to run a red light
og- i stopped
me-no you didnt... you didnt even look
og throws hand in the air

as i walk in the door with him behind me he says...
og- youre not a very nice person
this is where things get fuzzy as i turn green and all my clothes tear but it went something along the lines of FUCK YOU YOU OLD PEICE OF SHIT!! IM NOT GONNA BE NICE TO SOMEONE WHO ALMOST JUST KILLED ME AND HOLDS NO RESPONIBILITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS !!! OPEN YOU FUCKING EYES AND LOOK NEXT TIME!!! RED MEANS STOP!!!

all while nose to nose with some 65+ YO man yelling rather loudly inside HD as i can hear my words echoing through the store. after a minute or so of my ranting and an asute FUCK YOU! i turned around to see about 30 employees and customers stopped dead in their tracks staring at me

i dont really have an anger mngmnt issue.... all he had to do was give a "sorry.. i didnt see you" and that would have been it. maybe i would have said politly "its ok... just look next time"

oh well.... hes old and will forget all about it in a day or 2 and probably try to kill me again

Sadly while we know your story and find the whole confrontation a bit amusing, everyone else who witnessed it just has an image burned into their mind of a motorcyclist flipping out on an old man at HD. Do you work in PR?

[dhuze]

Originally posted by tonyd
Sadly while we know your story and find the whole confrontation a bit amusing, everyone else who witnessed it just has an image burned into their mind of a motorcyclist flipping out on an old man at HD. Do you work in PR?

Who cares?


I guess you're right. When somebody almost injures or kill me I think I will try to be courtious and friendly. Maybe I will bake them a cake.

[tonyd]

Originally posted by dhuze
Who cares?

Who Cares? No One. Just like when a motorcyclist gets killed, no one cares, he was probably the kind of guy who screams at old guys at HD anyway.

[tonyd]

Svracer said he was embarrassed about the confrontation, I'm just saying be careful not to let an asshole make you look like shit.

[SVRACER01]

i think the fact that i probably said you ran a red light and almost killed me 4-5 times would give people some insight to my anger (i hope)

besides... a simple apology... thats all i wanted.

[Sbk12rs]

I farted in a crowded Bar ....... once !
My S/O said that it smelled .
I said So !!!

[tatersalad]

jackass 17 year old cager driving a kia sephia whith altezza taillights from out of state changes lanes without looking and comes millimeters from my front tire as a jack on my brakes doing 55mph with the flow of traffic.... guy in a f150 behind me sees the kid cut me off and luckily brakes as not to rear end me.. as we get to the next stop light the kia is in the right lane and the f150 had pulled past us and was stopped in the left lane... i pulled up in between and proceded to beat on this kids window telling him to roll it down... he did "surprisingly" and i proceded to inform him how he almost fuking killed me and that he needs to hang up his phone and pay attention.. he said "sorry dude but it was important I'm trying to make plans to see a movie tonight"

I then procede to grab the kids phone out of his hand and shatter it on the blacktop... light then turns green and i gun it from the intersection with my right foot hanging back to try to cover my plate #

F150 guy saw the whole thing and was laughing his ass off at the kid almost pissing himself and getting his phone shattered... f150 guy cuts the kid off at the intersection and procedes to wave to me and block the kids sight of my bike so he couldn't get my plate.

[LiononaLeash]

You've got quite a temper.

Expect people to do stupid things to you and it won't bother you so much.

[capt1014]

shudda head butted the prick right in the grill!

[beet]

Originally posted by LiononaLeash
You've got quite a temper.

Expect people to do stupid things to you and it won't bother you so much.

Expected, yep I had a stupid bitch blow a stop sighn .
I was so close i had to go in the bicycle lane .
She repassed me flips me the bird . Then blows The next stop ..
Whats the use of losing it .. I felt like punching her window out .
But i would get arested ..Aint worth it ... Bike v car bike cant win .

[kmobrien76]

When someone cuts me off bad or blows a light and it endangers me find that quietly going up beside there car at the next light and twisting the gas cap door if accessible is sweet revenge...

Sincerely,

Anger Mgr.

[Awesome]

I had an old man act a foo at D&D's once. He was a real prick. He kept saying shit after i turned my back to him in line, that last thing when I had enough was idiot or stupid or something. I turned around and said "you're right, but I'm in college and have the rest of my life to learn, you're old and thankfully you'll be dead soon" He didn't say another word.

[SSearchVT]

I stopped at McD's for lunch yesterday in full leathers. Three boys about 12 or 13 at a table, they start giggling, and one of them pipes up "Nice threads", barely audible. I turn around, lean on the table, look the kid square in the eyes, "Excuse me, I didn't quite hear that." All three of them bolt for the door.

[slaps76]

Sometimes when people in cars cut me off or almost hit me, I'll get really heated and mutter something under my helmet. If I'm REALLY pissed, I may even go so far to mutter a swear word.