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    funny post about bike vandalism

    "I figured the next time I parked at my girlfriend's place overnight I would have to buy some crackpipes and tape them to my bike as a peace offering. "


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    funny post about bike vandalism

    "YOU ARE A CRACKHEAD. WHY DON'T YOU OWN A CRACKPIPE? "


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    funny post about bike vandalism

    That is good. I like that.

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    other than it sucking that he had to spend the dough on fix....it was an interesting read about using them as a crackpipe.....thats a new one to me

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Not only was that damn funny but I consider it an occupational learning experience... now I know why someone might be carrying around sawed off spark plugs... lol

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Great...Just give 'ol Ms. Tree a NEW way to do it...Now ALL our plugs will be gone.



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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Originally posted by VinceF2
    Not only was that damn funny but I consider it an occupational learning experience... now I know why someone might be carrying around sawed off spark plugs... lol

    dammit always looking to screw sombody ain't ya??? Lets say I was working on oh I don't know my lawn mower(got a new one...VVVRRROOOMMM) and the plug snapped on me(it's happened) and I'm going to benny's to get a new one, and low and behold you pull me over... First I'm gonna tell you no you can't search my vehicle, then you just happen to see the broken plug on the passenger side floor(that's were everything ends up ) are you going to assume I smoke crack???





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    shit he's gonna be looking to pull me over

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    That was great. I need to go get some rat poison...

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Originally posted by SEVENSGT
    dammit always looking to screw sombody ain't ya??? Lets say I was working on oh I don't know my lawn mower(got a new one...VVVRRROOOMMM) and the plug snapped on me(it's happened) and I'm going to benny's to get a new one, and low and behold you pull me over... First I'm gonna tell you no you can't search my vehicle, then you just happen to see the broken plug on the passenger side floor(that's were everything ends up ) are you going to assume I smoke crack???





    just fukkin wit ya vince


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    LOL.... although an amusing story I don't believe the broken spark plug in itself would be adequate to establish probable cause that there are drugs in the vehicle... So rest assured that your lawnmover won't send ya to the big house...

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Originally posted by VinceF2
    Not only was that damn funny but I consider it an occupational learning experience... now I know why someone might be carrying around sawed off spark plugs... lol
    That and the porecelin(SP?) can be used to break windows...i. e. car stereo theft...and such

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Originally posted by bigred875
    That and the porecelin(SP?) can be used to break windows...i. e. car stereo theft...and such

    I won't ask how ya know that

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Originally posted by VinceF2
    I won't ask how ya know that

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Originally posted by bigred875
    That and the porecelin(SP?) can be used to break windows...i. e. car stereo theft...and such


    Fuck now he has another reason to search my vech......

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    First, I am not an expert on crack pipes but I'm not sure how one goes about smoking crack through a broken sparkplug. The porcelin is about 1-1/2 inches long. Why not just set your lips on fire? Second, how do you saw a motorcycle sparkplug off? You barely get a socket down in the hole they hide them in. Third, a clean new sparkplug costs $1 and can be bought legally without the risk of someone shooting at you. I admit that this is a weak argument, because I've had my valvestem caps stolen in Somerville, and I know someone who had the change stolen out of their ashtray, so there's no apparent risk vs reward limit among the stupid.

    Yikes - I just bought plugs for my bike and they were $11 each! That could explain it

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    funny post about bike vandalism

    Originally posted by patricia929
    First, I am not an expert on crack pipes but I'm not sure how one goes about smoking crack through a broken sparkplug.
    let me know if you figure it out, patricia... i'm very curious to know

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