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Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    i saw two of the most beautiful girls riding around my neighboorhood doing wheelies on two 900cc bikes!! what sucks is i was riding around on my freinds ninja 500 saw them tried to talk to them and they told me your cute but ur bikes to little!!lol i never felt more like a fag in my life. Well theres no point in this really but i passed my msf this weekend (Ithink i was at brockton one with suzuki girl if im not mistaken) and now im ready to attempt a bigger bike.I feel like buying a ducati 999 and running back to them but i dont think killing my self would impress them

    p.s wondering has nething like this happened to you

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Never we ride BIG BIKES all the time

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by capt1014
    Never we ride BIG BIKES all the time
    lol omg im getting a 999 lol

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    me either... i don't ride a small bike.

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    I'll outride any girl on a 900 with an XR50.

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    I would a told them

    I got a big man thang

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    To little or too little?

    ummmmmm, nope. But I would suggest moving along and finding someone less high maintenance. But that's just me, older and more experienced in spotting such obviously exhibited personality flaws in women. But then again, if you are just looking for a quick well, you could get that much cheaper via other methods than paying the price of a new Ducati.

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    I'll outride any girl on a 900 with an XR50.

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    It's not about the size of the engine, it's about if you can actually ride.

    I bet if they went on the track they would be the slowest ones there.

    If a chick said that to me i'd be like well my bike is small but I make up for it in other areas.

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    i would have punched them in the baby maker

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    kick'em in the piss flaps!

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by hessogood
    I'll outride any girl on a 900 with an XR50.
    Lets go!

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    well

    lol thx guys if i listen to u ill end up in jail damn girls on bikes are so sexy to me any one else feel my pain

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by MsHap
    Lets go!
    bet!

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by MsHap
    Lets go!
    Sorry my wife says i can't ........

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    tell em you shoehorned two hyabusa motors into that EX & made it a 2600 & they should suck yo dick

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    That's an amazing story. More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom.

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    Re: To little or too little?

    Originally posted by Zorlock
    ummmmmm, nope. But I would suggest moving along and finding someone less high maintenance. But that's just me, older and more experienced in spotting such obviously exhibited personality flaws in women. But then again, if you are just looking for a quick well, you could get that much cheaper via other methods than paying the price of a new Ducati.

    A good woman should not care what you ride, but how you ride and where you ride it to and ride it to and ride it to and ride...

    +1 Those girls were bitches to you...full of themselves.

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    hahah Im sorry but I laugh every time I read this. Just remember any girl with a good body looks good with her helmet on. Wether or not she needs a mirrored shield on that helmet I guess we will never know

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
    That's an amazing story. More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom.
    hey i like mj kiss my arse

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Ask'em if they've ever scraped their knee's? Offer to help them practice that.

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Ask'em if they've ever scraped their knee's? Offer to help them practice that.
    lol

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    This thread is so awesome.

    You should get a Hayabusa with quad turbos, then maybe they'd let you put it in their butt.

    Good luck in your quest for bitches and hoes.

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