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    Doesn't sound like anything a pair of chrome rimz can't fix. omg lol rotlflmaolololololomg wtf and all that gay shit.

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by slaps76
    Doesn't sound like anything a pair of chrome rimz can't fix. omg lol rotlflmaolololololomg wtf and all that gay shit.
    OMG ROFL LOLZZ!

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    I don't know what your taste is but I want pics before I consider them anywhere near hot. These are the times to break out the camera phone.

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    I hate when curb monkeys think they deserve a bike.....getting on it to go from one stunt-filled parking lot to the stunta's bedroom doesn't make you a rider.....

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    What's a curb monkey?

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    Originally posted by l3uddha
    sounds like a couple of lezbos
    Nothing like a good 5th grade comment such as this to throw into the mix. Because there are 2 girls riding they have to be gay Get over it

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by Teez
    Nothing like a good 5th grade comment such as this to throw into the mix. Because there are 2 girls riding they have to be gay Get over it
    That's my theory, if I'm not getting blown in the first five minutes...she's definitly a lesbian. Or maybe a unic? Strang folk them unics!

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by mzdagrl
    I hate when curb monkeys think they deserve a bike.....getting on it to go from one stunt-filled parking lot to the stunta's bedroom doesn't make you a rider.....
    He said they were doing wheelies. Curb monkeys don't do wheelies. Curb monkeys grope cocks. Your logic is flawed. Please try again.

    (Please note: I still don't believe this story, not even for a little bit. But I'm just going from the facts of the case.)

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Ask'em if they've ever scraped their knee's? Offer to help them practice that.
    hahaha chicks can drag knee, they just better not drag teeth.

    I never see the girls on sportbikes around these parts, except for this one on a yzf600 every now and then. All the women bikers in RI seem to be old crusty harley riders. now there are some lezbos.

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    Originally posted by hessogood
    That's my theory, if I'm not getting blown in the first five minutes...she's definitly a lesbian. Or maybe a unic? Strang folk them unics!
    Nice, Jay!

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by slaps76
    Doesn't sound like anything a pair of chrome rimz can't fix. omg lol rotlflmaolololololomg wtf and all that gay shit.
    Sounds like some ones jealous bitches!?

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    Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
    He said they were doing wheelies. Curb monkeys don't do wheelies. Curb monkeys grope cocks. Your logic is flawed. Please try again.

    (Please note: I still don't believe this story, not even for a little bit. But I'm just going from the facts of the case.)

    so i guess im still trying to impress my wonderful fairyland biker internet freinds huh? these girls live in my area dorchester/boston if you come down washington st in the evening they'll be around all the time

    p.s seen them many times never noticed they were girls from a distance

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    Originally posted by virtualbong
    I don't know what your taste is but I want pics before I consider them anywhere near hot. These are the times to break out the camera phone.
    my freind i f didnt break my 5th sidekick screen(those who have had this phone know what i mean) i might have tried lol

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by JeffL
    This thread is so awesome.

    You should get a Hayabusa with quad turbos, then maybe they'd let you put it in their butt.

    Good luck in your quest for bitches and hoes.
    And you your an real asshole getting a life

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by RockStartyme
    my freind i f didnt break my 5th sidekick screen(those who have had this phone know what i mean) i might have tried lol
    Honestly, I'm not trying to hijack your thread - I just have a few questions/comments.

    Why on earth do you type like this? Do you know that when someone attempts to read it, it's basically impossible?

    You use no punctuation, spell every other word wrong, use horrendous (no) grammar, and it's just a pain in the ass all around to attempt to read.

    Your threads make you look more unintelligent than you seem, but who am I to judge - I assume that since I'm new, someone has already covered this with you.

    Maybe you would get more serious responses if you typed with some intelligence. The only way many of us know each other is through this website, and the only way we base the judgements of each other are through the way everyone types.

    Cliff notes: Type like a normal human being, and maybe you'll receive some respect. Just my $.02

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    Originally posted by RockStartyme
    And you your an real asshole getting a life
    Do you have downs syndrome? That's not even close to being a real sentence. I somehow doubt you're an "engineer" in any sense of the word, since one of the basic requirements for an engineering degree is a third grade literacy level. Unless you mean that you play with model trains in your basement?

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    WTF are you now. The literacy nazi .

    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    Do you have downs syndrome? That's not even close to being a real sentence. I somehow doubt you're an "engineer" in any sense of the word, since one of the basic requirements for an engineering degree is a third grade literacy level. Unless you mean that you play with model trains in your basement?
    I'll run my model trains up your basement ......................

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    These last two posts (Bove & Honclfibr) pretty much sum up this thread, for me at least. I have nothing new to add to their findings. Cut, dried and packaged for distribution.

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by bove
    You use no punctuation, spell every other word wrong, use horrendous (no) grammar, and it's just a pain in the ass all around to attempt to read.
    He type like a stunna!

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    They're down on Washington St, Dorchester in the evenings, fellas. Who's down for a group ride, simply to witness 2 women on sportbikes?

    And you're right, poster boy for Speak n' Spell. I'm extremely jealous the highlight of your motorcycling experience is summed up by riding a friend's EX500 around Dorchester.

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    Haven't you gotten it yet, Mr RockStarTyme? We're not impressed. Most of us ride for the enjoyment of it, we don't care what you ride and you're not getting any respect by saying shit like "small bikes are gay". If you want to chrome out a hayabusa and ride around dorcester impressing the fly honies with your lack of taste or originality, you can certainly find sites which will cater to such desires. But we will just make fun of you here.

    And once again, if you're half as intelligent as you claim you can form a complete sentence without too much trouble. Do so, or we will continue to make fun of you. The only person here who can get away with talking gibberish is beet, and only because he's old and senile.

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    Girls and Bikes SEXY!! (your bikes to little)

    Originally posted by Honclfibr
    What's a curb monkey?
    Originally posted by Urban Dictionary

    Curb monkey

    Young, impressionable (scantily dressed) females who hang around trying to get rides on the back of motorcycles.

    Also can be the girlfriend of a motorcycle rider. Him in full riding gear, her in a tank top with her thong hanging out the back of her jeans.

    Originates from the expression 'having a monkey on your back".

    There goes Jim on his Kawi with a curb monkey hanging off of him like a lemur.

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    to end the thread.... Next time just tell them they should have been a blow job.

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    See? I told you guys this thread was awesome.

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