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A couple friends (riding 2 up) and I stopped at a Stratham, NH D&D yesterday for some iced coffee. We had been riding around the seacoast for a couple hours or so. A short time later while reminiscing about some good times on the bikes, I turn my head to do a quick bike check and I see a LEO standing next to my bike, writing down my info!! My first thought - "I can't even sit down and drink coffee without getting a damn ticket!"
So I jump up and go outside to confront the newest member of my "fanclub."
I'm say: "WTF officer, are you preparing my ticket before I even hit the street??" I was aware I had committed no crimes in this particular town, so it was the only thing I could assume.
He asks if I'm the owner of the bike... Duh...
So I ask what the f*ck he's doing. By the time I get to this point, my friend comes out to see what's up. It was a good thing, because the officer proceeded to demand we tell him the exact route we had ridden earlier. IMO - This alone constitutes harassment and fishing, but I was curious where he was going with all this...
We didn't know if some old bag had called in to complain about my occasional wheelie demonstration, so we proceeded to vaguify the route into something indecernable. He looked pretty confused, so our plan was working, which was good because we did't know what the heck he was trying to pin on us. He decided to take the interrogation a step further and ask for our licenses at which point I told him "No way ossifer" not unless you tell us what we're being interrogated for...
At this point he seemed to realize he was overeaching without giving up the goods on our presumptive guilt.
"Two red and blue race bikes were just reported to be knocking mailboxes over in Epping. They fit the description of your bikes, so don't go anywhere, I'll be back..." Epping was 3 towns away and he told us the incident happened 5 minutes ago, not to mention we had been at the D&D for 15 minutes already. Pretty efficient criminal activity if you ask me!!
Needless to say, the story goes on to include myself walking up to the cruiser to demand my license back... then alot of yelling... some bystanders voicing support for us... blah blah blah... etc etc.
Finally we happen to overhear the description of the suspects over his radio and find out it was 2 kids wearing backpacks, one with a paper plate, and both riding one up with no helmets (my friend was 2 up on his bike, and I was helmeted, we both had hard plates and no back packs). Nothing at all like our description! I wonder if there might have been other red and blue sportbikes out yesterday??
So my question is: Do all LEOs run around half-cocked everytime an APB goes out, or are they bred f*cking stupid, or both??!
Does anyone have a similar story of non-moving harassment??!
I've never seen sportbike harassment this bad in all my long years!! Just be prepared to prove your innocence if you encounter any cops in Stratham, NH, even if you're not moving!!