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I just heard a motorcycle

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    I just heard a motorcycle

    and my penis perked up. I think after a long winter, I may be a bit too excited by the sound of an I4 being whaled on.

    Cheers to spring.

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    what's a penis?

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    the thing b/w your right and left legs...

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray-Ray View Post
    what's a penis?
    It's that thing that's stuck to your ballsack right before you stand up on the pegs and wiggle around.

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray-Ray View Post
    what's a penis?
    Ahhh, the floppy thing between your legs that stands up when it sees/hears a sportbike?

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by Ray-Ray View Post
    what's a penis?
    Another term for "your brain"

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by ninjachica250 View Post
    the thing b/w your right and left legs...
    Quote Originally Posted by mud View Post
    It's that thing that's stuck to your ballsack right before you stand up on the pegs and wiggle around.
    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    Ahhh, the floppy thing between your legs that stands up when it sees/hears a sportbike?
    Quote Originally Posted by cbr_chick_nh View Post
    Another term for "your brain"
    it all makes sense now....

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    You only heard one NOW?????? WTF lazy ppl...

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    I had an eargasm yesterday when a piped Aprilia went by the shop yesterday...

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    the road my office is on, it is constant, cutoff/shortcut between more major roads and a HD dealer right down the road

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    I think that a smooth motor would help me be a bit smoother

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by FirstDuc-1098 View Post
    the road my office is on, it is constant, cutoff/shortcut between more major roads and a HD dealer right down the road
    Dude! The building next to our shop houses a Harley-type hack shop. In many ways I HATE spring/summer...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by FirstDuc-1098 View Post
    the road my office is on, it is constant, cutoff/shortcut between more major roads and a HD dealer right down the road
    Any traffic to the Sheep during the day? I used to work near Chooch's, and every Thursday and Friday after 4:00 we'd start hearing the big twins roaring by like clockwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KawiSmurf View Post
    Any traffic to the Sheep during the day? I used to work near Chooch's, and every Thursday and Friday after 4:00 we'd start hearing the big twins roaring by like clockwork.
    you know it, with the Black Sheep at the corner and the HD dealer down the road, on a nice day it is pretty constant. have already heard a few going by already this morning

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    I think that a smooth motor would help me be a bit smoother

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    I live up the street from Duncan's Beemers, and old boxers have been going up and down the road for at least 3-4 weeks.

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    Ahhh, the floppy thing between your legs that stands up when it sees/hears a sportbike?
    Just remember to wait for the tail pipe to cool down first.

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    Ahhh, the floppy thing between your legs that stands up when it sees/hears a sportbike?
    Are you saying that yours can see/hear?

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by butcher bergs View Post
    Are you saying that yours can see/hear?

    Good think it can't smell.

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by rbrais View Post
    Just remember to wait for the tail pipe to cool down first.
    You'll only do that once

    Quote Originally Posted by butcher bergs View Post
    Are you saying that yours can see/hear?
    Amazing isn't it

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    Good think it can't smell.

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    I had an eargasm yesterday when a piped Aprilia went by the shop yesterday...
    I heard a piped aprilia all morning...

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    Re: I just heard a motorcycle

    wow, thread derailment! I'll try to get it back on track

    holy f'in yes, to spring and good riding weather

    I was out riding home after meeting with friends, and I didn't even need to plan for a group ride...there were riders out everywhere you could just tag along with!

    just a general reminder: we're all excited to get back out there, but please remember to be careful!

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