Someone help this chick

**OreoGaborio** · 10-09-07, 04:48 PM

Yeah, Dennis gets both knees down at the same time & it aint from riding side-saddle.... though he does that, too. Otherwise his skirt would blow up.

**Crash Dummy Denno** · 10-09-07, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by jennay

someone emailed me the heads up and said I should join the forum as a new biker. So here I am, hopefully it will prove to be a good place to learn about bikes.

that was me! welcome to the forum

do i get any street cred for bringing in new members?

**Doc** · 10-09-07, 05:05 PM

Ok so who was first?

**greenmonster** · 10-09-07, 05:06 PM

Welcome, Jennay! Since youre just starting out as a newb, have you looked into taking an MSF course? It'll be a big help getting you acquainted with the bikes contols, braking feel, turning, etc. I think you also get an insurance break with an MSF course.

**Doc** · 10-09-07, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Josephd14

Yes it is Doc, I sent her an email, I said there is great knowlage here, and should be able to find some people to help, if not then atleast their will be plenty of leg-humpers...

Originally Posted by CMG41

I sent her the link to NESR and this thread

Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i

I sent her a candygram!

Originally Posted by Smooth R6

that was me! welcome to the forum

do i get any street cred for bringing in new members?

Hmmmm???

**Doc** · 10-09-07, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by greenmonster

Welcome, Jennay! Since youre just starting out as a newb, have you looked into taking an MSF course? It'll be a big help getting you acquainted with the bikes contols, braking feel, turning, etc. I think you also get an insurance break with an MSF course.

Read the whole post!!

She already said she took a course!

**Crash Dummy Denno** · 10-09-07, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Triumphdog

hey...I'm under 35, blonde, green eyes, athletic (hahaha) 6ft tall, tatooed, and um....well hung!!!
I can't ride for shit, but I can sure pound a beer and insult everyone really, really well!!

Originally Posted by hammadown

And his knee pads and pucks aren't for draggin knee riding his bike if you catch my drift.

Welcome to NESR. Lots of great info and people to help you out. Anything you want to know just ask and Im sure someone will have an answer....but use the search function first!

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

Yeah, Dennis gets both knees down at the same time & it aint from riding side-saddle.... though he does that, too. Otherwise his skirt would blow up.

you motherfuckers!

so how do you all know this stuff?

**Doc** · 10-09-07, 05:13 PM

You know how I kow your gay...?

**Crash Dummy Denno** · 10-09-07, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Doc

You know how I kow your gay...?

because you waved to your wife during a race

**Wishbone** · 10-09-07, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Doc

You know how I kow your gay...?

He pushes back?

**Doc** · 10-09-07, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by Smooth R6

because you waved to your wife during a race

Hey it was a slow start and I was stuck behind slow people...

I would say waving to my WIFE is NOT gay.

**HBerry** · 10-09-07, 05:18 PM

Wow, this is an awesome thread!

Almost as good as when I tried to sell my ex girlfriend on here and it got some 400 plus responses.

I'd give my stats and say I know how to ride, but Oreo will post up a picture of me and you can see how goofy I am, and then post a picture of me at the track looking like I don't know how to ride. And I travel 6 days a week so I will be of no help.

Anyways, Welcome!

**Daytona440** · 10-09-07, 05:24 PM

Welcome to the party.

Please fasten your seatbelt and keep you tray in it's upright and locked position...this could be a bumpy ride..

**Jaynnus** · 10-09-07, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by HBerry

I'd give my stats and say I know how to ride, but Oreo will post up a picture of me and you can see how goofy I am, and then post a picture of me at the track looking like I don't know how to ride. And I travel 6 days a week so I will be of no help.

The good news is Jennay, if we can't teach you to ride, we will teach you to laugh!! Alot!

**OreoGaborio** · 10-09-07, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by HBerry

but Oreo will post up a picture of me and you can see how goofy I am, and then post a picture of me at the track looking like I don't know how to ride. And I travel 6 days a week so I will be of no help.

To quote Homer Simpson.... "It's funny cuz it's true!"

Same goes for Jane

**JeffL** · 10-09-07, 05:33 PM

This is the best thread I've read in a long time. I love the interweb superhighway.

Jennay, you coming to the drunkathon on November 3rd in NH?

**Crash Dummy Denno** · 10-09-07, 05:59 PM

Spencer, in regards to your avatar - well played.... well played

**hambone** · 10-09-07, 06:02 PM

Welcome, my name is sam and i used to have a 50, i sold it. I can sleep for 12 hours at a time, my age is not as important as my lack of direction in life.

**Crash Dummy Denno** · 10-09-07, 06:03 PM

i ride a bike and am looking for a suga momma

**hambone** · 10-09-07, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by l3uddha

you sold the 50?!?!

i had to buy a car, did you see the blue one? look no brakes!! don't worrry i'll buy one this winter.

**hammadown** · 10-09-07, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by l3uddha

dennis is on a warpath. everyone pucker up yer bums.

Why, so you dont have any competition?

:

This thread is on its way to being one of NESR's longest. 5 hours and 5 pages. Def one of my favorites thus far!

**Jim** · 10-09-07, 06:38 PM

this is definitely the funniest thread I've read here. Has anyone given any lessons yet? And who goes through craigslist to look for this stuff. I wish I had that much free time at work.

**LuvDog** · 10-09-07, 07:16 PM

I love this place.

**Josephd14** · 10-09-07, 07:17 PM

It was in the Motorcycle For Sale section of CL... I have to ask, how many wierdo Harley biker dude responses did you get.. Were any of there names Buba, or Pigpen??

**Crash Dummy Denno** · 10-09-07, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by LuvDog

I love this place.

i dont even know you and thats priceless

Someone help this chick

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