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**Another installment of the Limp-Wristed Super Hero Vs. Evil, Slow Cars & Other Bad-Stuff**
When we last left our limp-wristed superhero he was down-trodden, bikeless, and really drunk at the side of some dusty unnamed road. his trusty steed (the magic R6) was no where to be found. it had been whisked away in the dark of the night by a pack of unholy theives and demons. local agents (police) proved to be no help to our superhero in his quest for revenge and another bike. lets us know check in with the legion of justice to see how things have progressed!
***SCENE SWITCH TO chr|s POURING OVER WANT-ADS***
ok, so i just tracked down a 2003 R1 (yes, with flamethhhs). akro slip-on, flush mounts, smoked sheild, LED rear-turns, 5k miles, and looks to have body in great shape. it's only like $8000.
ok, so i'm like drooling over this bike. I'd make an offer on it right now but i have to wait for the fucking insurance company to get their shit together with the adjustement claim to see how much i'm getting. grrr. the suspense is going to kill me. i'm gonna go full fucking postal if they low-ball too much on pay out or this dude sells his bike before i get the insurance money.
ugh. i need a stiff drink.
-chr|s sedition