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A letter to Santa by: thesaxman UKMOC

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    '04' Ducati S4R Wayne-o's Avatar
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    A letter to Santa by: thesaxman UKMOC


    Dear Santa

    You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUKCING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUKC WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUKCING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SH1T LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUKCED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SH1THEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUKCING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUKC YOU UP! I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUKC AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUKCING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUKC YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUKCING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUKCER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

    Sincerely, Little Johnny



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    A letter to Santa by: thesaxman UKMOC

    hey wayne did santa not bring you any bling for your bike?

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    '04' Ducati S4R Wayne-o's Avatar
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    A letter to Santa by: thesaxman UKMOC

    No he didn't deliver them on time the FAT BITCH MO-FO.

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