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Mountain bikers beware!

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    physical proof that nemba is a bunch of weenies. scared of a little bird. pffft.

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    i would have just done the teradactyl...that hawk would have been so gone

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    Feed it some alka seltzer problem solved

    What the hell you doing on the NAMBLA forums anyway?

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    I heard the hawk was carrying a butcher knife as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    Pissing off wildlife is half the fun of mountain biking.

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    until you ride through some wasp nests and get stung in the ass twice...not exactly fun hehe

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    Pissing off wildlife is half the fun of mountain biking.

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    If they were on proper mountain bikes (ie: dirtbikes!) they wouldn't have to worry so much about that sort of thing. Just sayin'.

    BTW - Thanks for the deal on the Eclipse! Jen loves it!

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    Glad she likes it. I wish we kept it.

    I am not liking the payments of the new car. (2011 Subaru Outback limited 3.6r)

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    Re: Mountain bikers beware!

    Fuck that bird and its territorial demeanor, I’m going biking there and bringing a machete with me and when it swoops and dives at my head I'm going to cut its fucking head off and eat it for dinner!

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