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    NESR ruined my life. chr|s sedition's Avatar
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    oh jeez. ok, i'm so gonna get myself into trouble with this. if you may remeber my bike got stolen 2-3 weeks ago. i just called the credit union i have a loan out with to see how much i was actully approved for (i.e. for tapping into it a bit more for the next bike). well, the *worst* possible outcome from this whole mess has happened. it turns out for some absurd reason i had been approved for $35,000! i guess the debate over the R6 / R1 issue has been settled. i'll just get both! and maybe a Ducati, you know, just have to one.

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    If I get another fuckin' bike stolen...

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    Sweet, buy me one too......

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    The R6 /R1 I can see buying..

    Don't waste your money on a Ducati when you can buy an Aprilia. Voted best sport V-twin past 2 years.. Yes I am biased

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    Pfft, what you need is one of these

    Vegas baby, Vegas. Put your loan on black 16. You can't lose

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    Casino Roulette

    bet 100 red if you win bet 100 again etc.

    if you loose

    bet 100 for the first and 120 total 220 extra for 0 and 00.

    loose again bet 320 lost plus 120 total 440
    next 780
    next 1700 etc.
    the same math statitically impossible to loose more then 7 times in a row but betting is now like 30,000 pucker factor

    2 days in a row give the credit union what they lent you and buy the bike you want


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    I'd get a Bimota SB8*S*...

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    Originally posted by richw
    the same math statitically impossible to loose more then 7 times in a row but betting is now like 30,000 pucker factor
    Actually, the odds of losing 8 times in a row are just under 0.4%

    Low probability, sure, but far from statistically impossible.

    And of course, when you do win on that eighth spin, you just bet 30k to net $100

    You won't beat the casinos with statistics.

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    Spend it all... but get an Aprilia instead of the Duc.

    As for the casino odds... you'll never win with pure statistics.

    And speaking of Vegas... I'm starting to plan my annual trip out there.

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    And they also have a 0 and 00 which are neither red or black. Also, they are trained to look out for this type of betting and will ask you to leave the table.

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    Chris - buy me something......like a Mille R please or the Busa - I'll let you decide but I expect delivery no later than April 1

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    Originally posted by Nikon
    Chris - buy me something......like a Mille R please or the Busa - I'll let you decide but I expect delivery no later than April 1
    yeah, fuckit. everyone one here has been cool enough to me despite my -factor....so given that the credit card compnay wants me to win the customer-of-the-month award it's NEW BIKES FOR EVERYONE ON NESR!!!

    I'll be taking orders through Friday. Please note specific mods, colors, and delivery dates that are desired

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    Originally posted by chr|s sedition
    yeah, fuckit. everyone one here has been cool enough to me despite my -factor....so given that the credit card compnay wants me to win the customer-of-the-month award it's NEW BIKES FOR EVERYONE ON NESR!!!

    I'll be taking orders through Friday. Please note specific mods, colors, and delivery dates that are desired

    -chr|s sedition
    Nice new R6 for a track bike if you please, blue or red. I'll take care of the mods. Christmas 2004 would be nice for a delivery date......

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    Sweet...

    Aprilia RSV Factory please.... I'd like to have it before the weekend, but would settle for Xmas.

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    I'll take a new RSV Factory R.. thanks.. I can get you a sweet deal right now too.. Hook a brother up.. How about this Saturday.. The dealership is open.. As for mods how about a Clarkie Superbike kit while we're at it. 165 RWHP all that for and additional 4k.. not bad.

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    Originally posted by Mr. E. Squid
    another Turd please....

    Joe I thought you liked these bikes.. glad to see you are finally accepting reality.


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    i'll settle for a little ol' fiddy like mark's got.


    ps. scotty, is that THUNDARR?! sweet!

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    Since nobody else said it...

    be sure to go out and get the best gear $$ can buy! (if ya don't already own it)

    Don't be that guy on a new 999 wearing jeans, joe-rocket ballistic jacket and a HJC helmet!

    (bring it fuckers! bring it)

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    hey... i LIKED my JR ballistic...

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    Originally posted by bentbryan
    Since nobody else said it...

    be sure to go out and get the best gear $$ can buy! (if ya don't already own it)

    Don't be that guy on a new 999 wearing jeans, joe-rocket ballistic jacket and a HJC helmet!

    (bring it fuckers! bring it)

    Wow!!.. I'm racing in JR suit and an HJC AC10.. yet I race an Aprilia..hmmmmm..

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    Squid!

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    Originally posted by bentbryan
    Squid!
    Yup.. still finishing in front of you though..

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    Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU!! That cocksucker does not deserve to smell my shit!

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    Originally posted by chr|s sedition
    I'll be taking orders through Friday. Please note specific mods, colors, and delivery dates that are desired

    -chr|s sedition
    Don't want another sportbike (yet) but i'll take a new quad please
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    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Yup.. still finishing in front of you though..
    pfffft. that's only a technicality.





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    Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
    Wow!!.. I'm racing in JR suit and an HJC AC10.. yet I race an Aprilia..hmmmmm..
    I just think if you're going to buy a $19,000 motorcycle, you could at least drop a few clams on a top-shelf lid and a nice set of leathers. Hey, my 1st jacket was a JR ballistic! I'm no hata!

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    Please.

    Just call me when it's ready.
    Thank You!

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