OMG! Chicken strips!

[butcher bergs]

Okay, so there's a guy here at work and he has a bike...it's his first bike so, let's play a game, whaddya think he has?

(I'll give you a hint, it's smaller than 1000cc)

Anyways, he's had this bike for about a year now and I think the only way he gets into work is in a straight line.

This guy currently holds the world record for biggest chicken strips....I'm not kidding when I say they have to be 2 or 3 inches of chicken on either side of the tire.

I don't have pics just yet, but I'm not sure how much skill is required to literally use the center 5 inches of a tire. I know I couldn't do it.

Either he hangs way, way off in every single turn (not highly likely) or it's a straight shot from his house to work (also not highly likely).

Once in a while I'll offer to take a rip on his bike to scrub the tires in but I'm sure he's aware that I'll ride that thing like a 3 dollar prosti.....errr....nevermind

If he rides in tomorrow, I'll get some pics up.

I still don't understand how he does it...

[Doc]

[Pittenger5]

Bergs, I hearby challenge you, come hang with us on newbury some night, youll see bigger chicken strips

[Nix]

Based on your initial sarcasm I feel like you're hinting at a GSXR as it gets such a bad rap. Kinda like A-Rod...

[Doc]

Oh yes... I remember those days.

Hangin out on the main drag, scopin gthe hotties and taking them for rides...

About 4 times a night the Anthem would be yelled.

"What do we do best?"

"WE POSE!!!"

[butcher bergs]

Bergs, I hearby challenge you, come hang with us on newbury some night, youll see bigger chicken strips

This is some BIG chicken I'm talking about......regardless, I will accept your challenge.

Nix- Is that what you call a "guess"?
I hint at nothing other than the bike is sub-1000cc...

[Pittenger5]

I just hope the guy that had the ZX-6RR parks next to me again and tells his friends how much better his bike is than mine, I mean, aside from the fact I use ALL my tire, but hey, whatev.

[KB]

Bergs, I hearby challenge you, come hang with us on newbury some night, youll see bigger chicken strips

Wednesday used to be Newbury night, Thursday was landsdowne, Friday the North End.

I wanna pose. You say where and when and I'll roll down from Manchvegas. I miss posing.

KB

[KB]

Bergs what you need to do is get a white sharpie and write in the chicken strip area with things like "I have a vagina" "I am afraid to lean" "I sit down to Pee" "I have female parts" or the classic "Chicken Strip"

We used to do this down at Deals Gap. I would mark all the bike in the morning before folks got going, we would take a b4 and after picture. If you still had writing on we got to shave your head. I'm sure mycirus has some pics somewhere.

KB

[butcher bergs]

I just hope the guy that had the ZX-6RR parks next to me again and tells his friends how much better his bike is than mine...

And I'll park next to him and tell him what shitty rider he is......plan?

[Nix]

This is some BIG chicken I'm talking about......regardless, I will accept your challenge.

Nix- Is that what you call a "guess"?
I hint at nothing other than the bike is sub-1000cc...

Eeesh I hope it's not of the I-talian persuasion...utter blasphemy if it is. Maybe an R6??? Tis my last guess...WAG, in fact. I shall wait for the pics.

[CEO]

Bergs, I hearby challenge you, come hang with us on newbury some night, youll see bigger chicken strips

Wednesday used to be Newbury night, Thursday was landsdowne, Friday the North End.

I wanna pose. You say where and when and I'll roll down from Manchvegas. I miss posing.

KB

I live literally right near there... it's amazing the amount of douchebaggery I see there... I'm often riding by to head out of the city alone to look for some decent roads.

If you guys are going to come in and pose I'll join up. That shit would be funny.

This is some BIG chicken I'm talking about......regardless, I will accept your challenge.

Nix- Is that what you call a "guess"?
I hint at nothing other than the bike is sub-1000cc...

I hope it's a duc 996-999 or anything like that...

Bergs what you need to do is get a white sharpie and write in the chicken strip area with things like "I have a vagina" "I am afraid to lean" "I sit down to Pee" "I have female parts" or the classic "Chicken Strip"

We used to do this down at Deals Gap. I would mark all the bike in the morning before folks got going, we would take a b4 and after picture. If you still had writing on we got to shave your head. I'm sure mycirus has some pics somewhere.

KB

Now that's some funny shit... I would love to do that to some newbury street homos.

[brendanp]

prolly running 60lbs of air pressure...

[dhuze]

I got behind a group of about 7 or 8 "sportbike riders" a year ago in NH. They almost came to a complete stop on every corner. I couldnt pass because it was a road with no passing and no clear view on any of the turns to make a safe pass. I can gurantee there were flat spots on everyone of their tires.

[The Crashing Tomato]

new 848??? aprillia tuono??

Bergs your like the grandpa that falls asleep during a great story of adventure

you suspensful BASTARD tell us

[Pittenger5]

I hang out on newbury just about every weeknight cause its nice to get out of the house, and its where we always meet up on weekends before we go for our rides. We are the typical type of posers, cept, well, we all have race licenses. Im sure people think we cant ride, but hey, whatever. Theres pretty girls there. And thats why I really ride.

[loridin64]

Bergs what you need to do is get a white sharpie and write in the chicken strip area with things like "I have a vagina" "I am afraid to lean" "I sit down to Pee" "I have female parts" or the classic "Chicken Strip"

We used to do this down at Deals Gap. I would mark all the bike in the morning before folks got going, we would take a b4 and after picture. If you still had writing on we got to shave your head. I'm sure mycirus has some pics somewhere.

KB

haha, thats great. what a good idea.

[Tricky Mike]

I'm down for a posing field trip this spring... maybe I'll rock the "body armor, no jacket" look. That shit is hot. I do have the right streetbike for it, though... I'm sorry to say.

[DucDave]

There was a guy I worked with who had a cruiser of some sort. I asked him how he liked it one day and he said he liked it OK but found it a little hard to steer. In talking I eventually mentioned 'countersteering' and seeing his perplexed look I offered a short but comprehensive explanation.

The next day he came in and was BEAMING. He couldnt thank me enough. 'No problem...you're welcome!', I replied and spent the rest of the day trying to imagine how the fuck he had been riding before his epiphany.

[Paul_E_D]

Dude, I think about 50 percent of riders don't know the technique. If you go really slow, you can teeter a bike around a corner by making a million small attempts to steer it like a car. In between each attempt, the trail causes smal counter steers and you get through.

What I don't understand is how people handle the stress of not knowing if they'll make it through each and every turn!?

[mmracer37]

I took a picture for you guys

[Pittenger5]

Those are some tasty looking chickcen strips. I wish I had some of those.

[NEWTREADS]

I didnt read all the posts. But I'm gonna take the gixxer 750 route.

[Jaynnus]

Bergs what you need to do is get a white sharpie and write in the chicken strip area with things like "I have a vagina" "I am afraid to lean" "I sit down to Pee" "I have female parts" or the classic "Chicken Strip"



KB

I sit down to pee and have a vagina...so what's my excuse??

[Kham]

I sit down to pee and have a vagina...so what's my excuse??

lets see some pics first.