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Another reason why I hate salesmen

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    Another reason why I hate salesmen

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    So I stop at #-%*+=*% dealership yesterday and see a new 250 Ninja outside. Looks pretty nice, I can totally dig it

    I go inside and see a you kind asking the parts guy how to make his bike faster. Parts guy says o yeah, there's a ton of things you can do to it. But then has to grab the phone. So I ask if it was his 250 outside? Sure enough it was. So of course I tell him a track day will make him way faster than any pipe will. Salesman is off the phone and says "well track days are nice...if you can afford to trash your bike"

    Of course I go threw the usual speal of reasonableness and he has nothing to say

    I talk to the kid a bit more and then ask what the salesman thinks will make him faster, pipe or track day. He was stumbling and mumbling and didn't give an answer.

    I advised him to take the msf and told him about Tony's web site and NESR and went on my way. I can only think of what he told the kid when I left


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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    You ruined his day!


    The kid just wants to go faster....sheesh! Ya shoulda told him to burn the 250 and get the ZX-14.


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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Welcome to my world!




    My "new" method is...

    "Wouldn't it be cool if there were no cars, no cops, and lots of turns?"

    He/She naturally says yes... and VOILA... here's a trackday brochure.



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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    ...so, let me understand...

    you hate salesmen because you are one? and it frustrates you when people don't buy what you're selling???

    hmmm......

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Dave, have I told you that I love your brain sometimes?

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by naked-daytrader View Post
    Dave, have I told you that I love your brain sometimes?
    ...wanna buy it? hardly used....

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by 35racer View Post
    Welcome to my world!




    My "new" method is...

    "Wouldn't it be cool if there were no cars, no cops, and lots of turns?"

    He/She naturally says yes... and VOILA... here's a trackday brochure.



    Brilliant!

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by bergs View Post
    You ruined his day!


    The kid just wants to go faster....sheesh! Ya shoulda told him to burn the 250 and get the ZX-14.

    ooh ooh, I see a smear waiting to happen

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    While you are absolutly correct... And that WOULD make him much faster...

    You don't just walk into people's place of business and chase customers away.


    If you pulled that shit at my parts counter and basically talked a customer OUT of spending money in my store... I would thank you for taking a crap on the showroom floor and throw you out by that back of your pants.

    Maybe you would like it if someone had a conversation with your boss about how he could save money by firing you and outsourcing your job...

    I don't mean to be on the attack, but that's basically what you did.

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    While you are absolutly correct... And that WOULD make him much faster...

    You don't just walk into people's place of business and chase customers away.


    If you pulled that shit at my parts counter and basically talked a customer OUT of spending money in my store... I would thank you for taking a crap on the showroom floor and throw you out by that back of your pants.

    Maybe you would like it if someone had a conversation with your boss about how he could save money by firing you and outsourcing your job...

    I don't mean to be on the attack, but that's basically what you did.
    To add to that
    1.) It's my job to upsell things that's how I make my living
    2.) The customer is always right.
    I do also highly recommend track days and advanced MSF courses. I try and educated everyone that walks out the door, but some people are as dumb as a box of hammers.

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by 35racer View Post
    Welcome to my world!




    My "new" method is...

    "Wouldn't it be cool if there were no cars, no cops, and lots of turns?"

    He/She naturally says yes... and VOILA... here's a trackday brochure.



    you forgot the money part.

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheppo View Post
    To add to that
    1.) It's my job to upsell things that's how I make my living
    2.) The customer is always right.
    I do also highly recommend track days and advanced MSF courses. I try and educated everyone that walks out the door, but some people are as dumb as a box of hammers.

    doug
    And don't get me wrong either. Tony's Track Days brochures are on my and every sales desk as well as the parts counter...

    As a matter of fact. Three of my customers are attending the TTD event on Monday. They found out about TTD events because I introduced it to them.

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    You don't just walk into people's place of business and chase customers away
    Well, since the bike "will get trashed" doing a trackday, the kid will be buying a new bike from the dealer shortly...


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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by naked-daytrader View Post
    Dave, have I told you that I love your brain sometimes?
    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    ...wanna buy it? hardly used....
    hes on a fucking role lately!

    oh dave

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    I've done the same thing. Same situation. Now the rider I was speaking with is doing a TTD on the 28th I think.

    Guy at the counter was trying to tell him he needs to buy all new Sharkskinz because he WILL bin it. I called BS in a polite way, then let it go. The guy later came up to me and chatted me up about it for 45 minutes. I guess he saw right through the parts guy's sales pitch.

    Holding back the truth from a customer is the same as lying to me.

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    A salesperson being obligated to be wholly forthright? Right. Then after they're out of a job, maybe they can hawk their wares on abandoned street corners? "Starving Partists"!

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    Holding back the truth from a customer is the same as lying to me.
    Customer walks up to a PARTS COUNTER asking about buying PARTS. It would stand to reason that he wants to acutally spend some money in said establishment on PARTS.

    Now, if the parts guy turns out to be douche and tells him that he needs suction-cup mohawk, 300 rear wheel and stretched swingarm to go fast, that's one thing...

    If a customer is asking about upgrading the exhaust on their bike... and some asshat comes along and says "You don't need an exhaust, you should keep your money and spend it somewere else", that's another thing...



    And, If all you experts had any clue how to maintain a sales related career, in the MOTORCYCLE business, and earn a comfortable living doing it... you would be...

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by ChR1s View Post
    A salesperson being obligated to be wholly forthright? Right. Then after they're out of a job, maybe they can hawk their wares on abandoned street corners? "Starving Partists"!
    I spent a lot of years in sales and at the end of the day my only real asset was my reputation...

    ...something I defended rigorously and worked very hard to maintain.

    Unfortunatly your POV is widespread. So are lots of other POVS that are equally lame...

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    And, If all you experts had any clue how to maintain a sales related career, in the MOTORCYCLE business, and earn a comfortable living doing it... you would be...

    Not claiming I'm an expert. I'm pretty sure I'd end up going broke.

    I will speak up when I feel someone is being misled. My situation was a bit different than the exhaust situation. I sure would of appreciated someone clueing me in when I was a new guy to riding. Telling someone they NEED aftermarket bodywork to do their first trackday is like being told you NEED the underbody rust protection when buying a new car.

    BTW, my last 3 experiences with trying to buy anything at a dealer from a salesperson has been less than ideal. Parts guys? No problem. They tend to like me and I tend to like them. I know I'll pay more than I would on the internets, but it's usually easier.

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    i could use the speakout people for court day. all yo can speakout. honest.. im weally weally responsible person.

    i cant believe i spent around $30 i think on motorcle only antifreeze before. i know i can use car anti freeze but sometimes your just sucker i guess. where are all yo speakout peoples?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    I spent a lot of years in sales and at the end of the day my only real asset was my reputation...

    ...something I defended rigorously and worked very hard to maintain.

    Unfortunatly your POV is widespread. So are lots of other POVS that are equally lame...
    I suppose if that's all you had going for you, you had to work with it. Often, a stupid worker is a hard worker.

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    ...wanna buy it? hardly used....
    hardly used but LOTS of milage... and comes with extra baggage!





    ... here's my .02.... Making a bike faster is different than making the rider faster/safer. If he/she wants to make the bike accelerate harder, a track day isn't gonna help... but if he/she wants to learn how to sharpen his/her skills so that they can make any bike they ever throws a leg over and get more out of what they've got and at the same time be a safer rider, then track days & rider education is the way to go.

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Quote Originally Posted by ChR1s View Post
    I suppose if that's all you had going for you, you had to work with it. Often, a stupid worker is a hard worker.
    is this suppose to be an ouch? love your sig line.

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    Re: Another reason why I hate salesmen

    Trackdays don't make your budget-bin Ninja 250 sound or look better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a13x View Post
    Trackdays don't make your budget-bin Ninja 250 sound or look better.


    and you may not wanna be fast but be more confident and safer.

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