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RIding Woes

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    Sorry that was me, you got me all flustered

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    no male is worth seeing naked.

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    The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.

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    I am pretty sure that it was a woman that invented the remote control for the TV.
    Due to the fact that she got sick when she would see her man, naked and bent over in front of the tv to change the channel.
    There is a reason they call it " bumping uglies"

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    naked bike , hmmm imagine a TL1000R as a streetfighter, doh
    Yeah, just what we need: Keep giving Mick ideas...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    I love to see men naked I think eveyone should be naked, I hate clothes. Imagine how different the world would be if we were all naked:o. You would be surprized at whta some people have under their outfits. Not me of course, not me of course but other people

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    What if you like the suprise under the clothes

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    I'll keep my clothes on, thanks. I'm a fat slob with a tiny little pecker...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    web came anyone!
    You came on the web??? Wow guy! You ARE outta control!

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Riding woes? I've only put about 500 miles on my Tiller this year due to the fact that it runs like SHIT at anything over 6K. And rather than get it into the shop like I should have, I tinkered with it myself trying to sort it out...

    I brought it in Tuesday and called 'em yesterday 'cuz I forgot to tell 'em that I wasn't getting any codes when I jumped the service plug. The answer I got? "...uh, yeah. We didn't get any either..." So I asked 'em if that meant it might be ready for the weekend. "...uh, well, right now we have no idea why it's doing that. We'll letchya know if we find anything..." IF we find anything??? WTF???

    If any of you questioned why I haven't brought any of my bikes to a dealership since the mid-90's, you now have your answer. I fuckin' hate dealership service shops! You'd figure that they would have all necessary equipment and data gathering tools to fix it, fix it right, and fix it fast. I'm calling 'em today to see wut up, and I'm half thinking of telling 'em I'm picking it up this weekend whether it's done or not...


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    teez-
    there's a big difference between *being* naked, and being able to enjoy all that that may entail, and having to actually *look* at a naked man.
    eck.
    the female form in general is just so much less funny lookin'.
    -t

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    The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple.

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    I disagree, I LOVE mens naked asses! I am an ass woman through and through. (not super hairy, pimply ones so much, but there still ok) I think penis' are funny looking too, thats why I like to look at them. They make me smile. (with some guys its the size, but not all) I think there is nothing wrong with nakedness, no matter what you look like. I would look at anyone naked, if they had the guts to stand in front of me naked. I think being naked takes courage and if you want to be naked go for it

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