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Ok, so here I am cruising on rt 28 in Salem NH heading into Methuen MA on Saturday afternoon. Lets say it's about 2:30 - 3:00 pm. It's two lanes going North and two lanes going South. So i'm in the left lane and traffic comes to a complete halt. So instead ramming into the back on the car I swerve into the right lane making sure that the car in the right lane is at the least 2 to 3 car lenghts behind me. As soon as I do that, traffic in that lane comes to a complete halt so I have to swerve over to the right of the car. As soon as I do that I see something fly out of the car behind me in my side view mirror and hit my bike. I turn around to see what it was, it was a f*cking 1/2 filled water bottle. So the car passes me and the guy is mouthing off. I point to him and nod my head up and down (like oh you done f*cked with the wrong brotha). So I follow them for two towns (Methuen and Lawrence). Every pause in traffic and every red light I beat, kicked, pounded, punched the car. I literally got off my bike in traffic. I think everyone was in shock. This car was brand new. It still had paper tags on it. So the guy is mouthing off "you swerved in front us, that's how bikers get killed". "So i said NO! people get killed for throwing shit at bikers". So I follow them some more and beat, kick, pound, and punch the car some more. So the girlfriend (the driver) of the guy lets down the window just enough so I couldn't punch her boyfriend but just enough to say something. Oh you guys are going to love this. This is some classic shyt. The F*cking girlfriend has the nerve to say "Can you please stop, I'm having a panic attack"... After I finished laughing my ass off. I kindly said "I don't give a f*ck if you're having a heart attack. When you're in the hospital thank your stupid ass boyfriend for throwing the water bottle. A panic attack. Here it is Monday evening and I'm still laughing about that comment. People are so f*cking stupid.
Well that's my exciting story for the weekend. Hope every dad had a good father's day....