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Now I know what a sausage feels like

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    Now I know what a sausage feels like

    So I got my new A* sg-1 one piece and boy I'm packed in pretty tight. Stomach and upper body is pretty tight. This normal? Hopefully wearing the suit in will help out. I def. can relate to the fat boy power ranger

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    It should stretch out.....
    can you breathe?

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    yea I can breathe I need to lose some of the gut

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Take some CLA and Green Tea Extract
    helps with cutting

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by KillBill View Post
    Take some CLA and Green Tea Extract
    helps with cutting
    CLA and green tea???? What is this ? The 90's??? Why not get a Richard Simons workout tape while you're at it?

    Step into 2008 and order some Ephedera online, nothing works as good, except steroids.....Clenbuterol being the best weight loss steroid.

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Just go to your local pharmacy and purchase some Vasopro, a caffeine pill and an aspirin.
    now you have your original ephedra stack

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    You dont have to tell me! This was me 3 months ago and my wife told me I looked like the meat stuffed inside a sausage skin! She was right. I recently went on a crash diet and lost 12 lbs. I put my suit on and it fit a whole lot better!


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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Stomach and upper body is pretty tight.
    Same here. I have a bit of extra gut to lose. I've got Hydroxycut at home that I have been using.

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by eboos View Post
    Same here. I have a bit of extra gut to lose. I've got Hydroxycut at home that I have been using.
    How does that work? I don't know how I feel aboput using those weight lose supplements, but sometimes I'm too f'n laxy to go to the gym

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    I used isagenix and dropped 12 lbs in a week.

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Lipo 6-X is pretty good stuff too
    one of my best sellers

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by brendanp View Post
    dude, leathers are not supposed to fit like a wetsuit.

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    My girlfriend and my mother have not stopped laughing since 930am when I got the suit. Thye told me "I have never seen anyone riding ever with a suit like that, you'll look so stupid, etc..... How many of you ride with your one piece on the roads around town and such?

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by wfd38383 View Post
    My girlfriend and my mother have not stopped laughing since 930am when I got the suit. Thye told me "I have never seen anyone riding ever with a suit like that, you'll look so stupid, etc..... How many of you ride with your one piece on the roads around town and such?


    Half the people on NESR do. The first time I rode with half these fools everyone showed up in full leathers, I about fell over in laughter..

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by naked-daytrader View Post
    Half the people on NESR do. The first time I rode with half these fools everyone showed up in full leathers, I about fell over in laughter..
    Dont be jealous. Youre in luck. I have a 2nd one this year I can loan to you.

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    we rode to home depot because I had to pick up somethin and I had the two piece suit on with the knee pucks and the A* boots and my gf wouldn't even walk near me in the store haha it was actually kinda funny

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Lipo 6x works well for me. I can still sit and crunch numbers or write validation documents if I need to. Jet Fuel and Hydroxycut hardcore made it difficult for me to sit still and focus. I average 2-4 pounds weight loss per week when I'm on it with cardio... 1-3 pounds without it for what it's worth. If defintely helps from an appetite suppressant standpoint.

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by wfd38383 View Post
    So I got my new A* sg-1 one piece and boy I'm packed in pretty tight. Stomach and upper body is pretty tight. This normal? Hopefully wearing the suit in will help out. I def. can relate to the fat boy power ranger
    Dude! Fat boy power ranger was SUCH a better title for a thread...

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    How many of you ride with your one piece on the roads around town and such?
    I have a two piece for the street, but before I got it a I wore a one piece.

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    haha its funny, you guys and your fat burners. try exercising lazy bastards

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    good luck riding with a suit that tight. You'll have no room to move around in it with a suit that tight. A* is known to run small since they are a European company. They don't make the sizes to fit fat Americans

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Do you have room for a back protecter under it?

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    do you consider yourself overweight?

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by Manny View Post
    Do you have room for a back protecter under it?
    Gotta have room for your back first...

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    Re: Now I know what a sausage feels like

    Quote Originally Posted by wfd38383 View Post
    How many of you ride with your one piece on the roads around town and such?
    Not around town, but if I were going on a serious ride, yes I would. It isn't worth finding the full-body-shoehorn for a trip to the grocery store.

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