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. . . if you were to buy a scooter.
Anticipated uses:
1. 1-2 mile trip to the gym.
2. 1-2 mile trip to the subway station, where it would be parked (hopefully chained to a bike rack or somesuch) during the day.
3. Cruising around various tracks at trackdays or LRRS weekends.
I did see bOxmonkey's relatively recent thread on this subject (in which the Zuma, etc. were discussed), but am interested in any other suggestions as well.
Note that answers such as "bicycle", "I wouldn't", "your mother rides a scooter" and the like will be deemed non sequuntur and likely met with derision from members of the community.